Because it made me laugh and laugh...
Jessica in Natter regarding the MI:III premiere:
Also, I'm going to that screening. Maybe I can get close enough to punch him in the crotch.
Angel: Just admit it: you think you're gonna ride in, save the day, and sweep Buffy off her--Spike: Like you're not thinking the same thing. Angel: I'm already seeing somebody. Spike: What, dog girl?
'The Girl in Question'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nicole - Apr 27, 2006 3:42:45 pm PDT #8441 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
DavidS - Apr 27, 2006 6:10:27 pm PDT #8442 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I don't know, is it cheesy to COMM your own wife? Somebody needed to COMM this, though.
JZ in Bitches: Now I really want to see that word [expedite] in a Smoove B seduction essay.
Baby, I know what you need, and I will devote myself to expediting the process of servicing all your needs. I will have on hand a selection of oysters, both Tomales Bay and Kumamoto, served on fine bone china accompanied by sterling silver bowls of mignonette. After each oyster I will personally remove the shell from your presence and then return to dab the corners of your beautiful mouth with a napkin of finest Irish linen. I will ply you with champagne and dark chocolates, and, once you are sated with the many aphrodisiacs I have provided, I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
Nicole - Apr 28, 2006 4:58:09 am PDT #8443 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
In Natter:
ita: I just have to get to the end of the work day. That happens, right?
Allyson: When you see 300 pairs of footprints in the sand, that was when Buffistas were carrying you.
Tom Scola - Apr 28, 2006 9:03:25 am PDT #8444 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Allyson: The FDA says that Plan B will result in teenage sex cults.
Betsy HP: Teenage Sex Cults would be a great name for a band.
Allyson: Or, as the alternate URL for MySpace.
aurelia - Apr 28, 2006 8:17:20 pm PDT #8445 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Killing time in Minearverse:
Kevin: Somebody give me Drive gossip?
Just make it up, I don't care if it's true or not.
Dana: Drive is Chuck Norris' dream project.
Jesse: Chuck Norris doesn't drive; the road flees from him.
beekaytee - Apr 29, 2006 12:14:30 pm PDT #8446 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
Aimee in Firefly, articulating my world view:
And smugness is better than jackholery anyday!
Trudy Booth - May 03, 2006 5:52:26 am PDT #8447 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: Dinner was num. Made a champagne sauce (cause I wanted to open the bottle) for some grilled salmon and pattypan squashes. One of the squashes committed suicide in the microwave and barfed its squash-y guts up. Mom of Cass washed up. Such the nice mommy. Ima have another glass of champagne, some strawberries and sour cream and then pass out on my amazingly stable bed. It's fabulous.
Pix - May 04, 2006 5:52:06 am PDT #8448 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Fay in F2F: I have NO idea how to spell this word. It is not an English word. I feel it should be weiner, but then a little voice in the back of my head says it derives from Vienna, so maybe wiener, and then another little voice says that maybe it should be spelled ickythingsthatpretendtobesausagesbutaren'treally.
Pix - May 04, 2006 8:02:44 am PDT #8449 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
SuziQ in Bitches: Ok - at work - I just uttered the sentence "Dick's too big, will have to deal with that later" and my contract manager said "Handle Dick however you want".
Scrappy - May 04, 2006 8:25:50 am PDT #8450 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
TomW (the Brit), responding to Jesse (The Cowgirl) taunting him in Natter:
Jesse: I'm inclined to agree with you, but then I realized that you're a foreigner yourself, and now I'm afraid you can't be trusted.
TomW: I knew it was a mistake for me to push that British translation of the national anthem. "The Star Festooned Bunting" was never going to catch on.