Buffy! If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already.

Glory ,'Potential'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - May 06, 2006 10:02:29 am PDT #8453 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DebetEsse: Homework, baybee. Getting my Masters in typing and coloring. We have a couple hundred posters and 4, I think, timelines I have to color. Because TPTB haven't heard of color printing.

Ginger: They live in the land without Kinko's?

DebetEsse: When they went through the training, they had to trace the outlines to color from a projected image on the wall. Uphill both ways. Barefoot. In the snow.


Pix - May 06, 2006 11:04:46 am PDT #8454 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

JZ in Natter:

The forecast definitely calls for lots and lots of sleep, with a slight possibility of mattress-shopping. Two nights ago Hec and I were jolted awake at 2:15 by some asshole ringing our doorbell for no reason, and last night we were attacked by the mattress and slept a total of maybe 6 hours between us. The mattress has gone well past old and tired into a state of active rage that we're still using it, and is now deliberately thwarting our every attempt at loss of consciousness. It's war. It's the mattress or us, and we're the ones with brains and credit cards, dammit.


Pix - May 06, 2006 11:05:04 am PDT #8455 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Pix - May 06, 2006 11:07:47 am PDT #8456 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Fay - May 08, 2006 11:38:47 am PDT #8457 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

The fair Teppy in Bitches (context be damned):

I'm a *lady,* you scapegrace! I don't stare at men's cocks!

Often


Aims - May 10, 2006 10:06:44 am PDT #8458 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

In Bitches:

ChiKat: What is a flocked sponge?

Cass: A sponge only your friends can read.


Nicole - May 10, 2006 10:20:31 am PDT #8459 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Darn you, Aims! I was just coming to post that!


Aims - May 10, 2006 10:39:10 am PDT #8460 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Neener.


sj - May 12, 2006 6:29:23 am PDT #8461 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

juliana in Bitches:

cleanup in Thread 30. I repeat, cleanup in Thread 30. We've got jello, glitter, some sort of dairy substance... Hey! What is that big block of concrete doing there? Forget it, Jerry. Let's just nuke it.


Kalshane - May 12, 2006 7:31:46 am PDT #8462 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Pete in Natter (Is context really necessary?):

I DIDN'T TOUCH ITA!!!

I want to live.