Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
The fair Teppy in Bitches (context be damned):
I'm a *lady,* you scapegrace! I don't stare at men's cocks!
Often
In Bitches:
ChiKat: What is a flocked sponge?
Cass: A sponge only your friends can read.
Darn you, Aims! I was just coming to post that!
Neener.
juliana in Bitches:
cleanup in Thread 30. I repeat, cleanup in Thread 30. We've got jello, glitter, some sort of dairy substance... Hey! What is that big block of concrete doing there? Forget it, Jerry. Let's just nuke it.
Pete in Natter (Is context really necessary?):
I DIDN'T TOUCH ITA!!!
I want to live.
Nicole: Broke into tears when I saw a dead deer on the side of the road but that might just be a stress release. I usually only cry over roadkill in the mornings when I'm not able to convince myself they committed suicide. By the afternoon I'm typically more jaded. Or something.
Deena: Dear lord. I'm so excited I almost used an emoticon.