Neener.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Aims - May 10, 2006 10:39:10 am PDT #8460 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
sj - May 12, 2006 6:29:23 am PDT #8461 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
juliana in Bitches:
cleanup in Thread 30. I repeat, cleanup in Thread 30. We've got jello, glitter, some sort of dairy substance... Hey! What is that big block of concrete doing there? Forget it, Jerry. Let's just nuke it.
Kalshane - May 12, 2006 7:31:46 am PDT #8462 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Pete in Natter (Is context really necessary?):
I DIDN'T TOUCH ITA!!!
I want to live.
Trudy Booth - May 12, 2006 4:46:25 pm PDT #8463 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nicole: Broke into tears when I saw a dead deer on the side of the road but that might just be a stress release. I usually only cry over roadkill in the mornings when I'm not able to convince myself they committed suicide. By the afternoon I'm typically more jaded. Or something.
Cass - May 12, 2006 7:25:34 pm PDT #8464 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Deena: Dear lord. I'm so excited I almost used an emoticon.
Trudy Booth - May 13, 2006 2:18:41 pm PDT #8465 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Pete, Husband of Jilli: Oh, and Fay, fifty lines for use of the 'A' word. Apparently you're in for some obedience lessons. Try not to enjoy them...
Trudy Booth - May 16, 2006 4:35:44 pm PDT #8466 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea: Huh. Had a dream that I was Superman. Really. And I'd just finished talking to Batman about something or other, and get in my car to drive home, and this guy comes up with a gun and tries to steal my car! Dude! I'm freakin' Superman!! I like it when my dreams involve me laughing like a mofo.
Fred Pete - May 18, 2006 3:42:02 am PDT #8467 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Typo Boy explains it all in Bitches:
I'm not accidentally distorting the meaning of that story. I'm doing it on purpose.
JZ - May 18, 2006 8:31:00 am PDT #8468 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Emily, being rambly and charming as all hell in commenting on a story about Pat Robertson reporting on his conversations with God about the weather:
(Robertson) If I heard the Lord right
You know, pronouncements that you know God's plans are somewhat undermined by caveats like, "Now, I was doing something else at the same time -- you know how God goes on -- so I wasn't really paying attention, but I think he said..."
Also, now that he comes to think of it, God may not hate gays and unmarried mothers after all; it might have been days and unharried mothers. God's not much of a morning person, and after what a hard time he had with his firstborn, he's bitter about parents who seem to have it easy.
Megan E. - May 18, 2006 10:38:53 am PDT #8469 of 10000
Trudy! did you get your hair cut short?