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Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Beverly - Apr 23, 2006 2:32:23 pm PDT #8431 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Debetesse, in Natter:

I've been having trouble getting my printer to feed. It kept going in on the right, but not the left. I checked the troubleshooting stuff at the epson site. I tried feeding paper through repeatedly. Eventually, I was tugging on a piece of paper to pull it through, and I see this silver corner. "Oh, shit," I think, "I've pulled something loose." But, well, now it's loose, and the paper's still stuck, so I pull it the rest of the way out. And, with the paper, the silver thing comes out. Only it's not a piece of the printer. It's a benadryl, in one of those bubble packs. Apparently, my printer was feeling congested.

billytea - Apr 23, 2006 7:31:41 pm PDT #8432 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Bitches:

Emily:

Folks, please help me finish this paragraph. It's all that's standing between me and being DONE WITH MY MOFO PORTFOLIO.

"Technology offers the possibility of great chances for students to do more learning and experimenting on their own, and I find it very promising and exciting. Without more information about planning and support within the instructional environment, however, I won't be able to take full advantage of its promise. Incorporating technology into instruction needs more than an add-on piece; it requires a full... "

Steph:

FRONTAL ASSAULT!

monty.

wedgie.

metal alchemist.

Jessica - Apr 24, 2006 2:40:17 pm PDT #8433 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Fay, on the good 'ship Jilli & Pete:

...our flag has a skull and crossbones and a nice top hat. Our ship is black, the sails are a delicate shade of pink, and everybody is wearing magnificent black leather boots and/or pointy footwear. Corsets and bloomers are very popular among the crew. We eschew grog in favour of nice cups of tea. We are arguably the most courteous pirates to be found on the high seas. I go under the name Dread Pirate Clovis, but in point of fact I am not the real Dread Pirate Clovis.

Steph L. - Apr 24, 2006 6:04:09 pm PDT #8434 of 10000

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

ChiKat, in Bitches:

When a lady has to mount her bed, and not her bedmate, the bed tis too large.

Steph L. - Apr 25, 2006 8:20:16 am PDT #8435 of 10000

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Natter --

Allyson: This morning I passed a Jeep that had the President and Vice President's approval ratings taped to the back window on a huge piece of posterboard.

Why?

-t: Low-tech blog.

Strix - Apr 26, 2006 12:58:11 pm PDT #8436 of 10000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Fay, in Bitches:

I too am very fond of the phrase in flagrante delicto. Whereas the word cunnilingus always makes me think it should be an Irish airline with a bowmchickabowmbowm soundtrack on unending loop.

Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 6:03:38 am PDT #8437 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Erin: Wanna hear something scandalous? I forgot the papers I graded were on the bed.

Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 6:05:53 am PDT #8438 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Beth b: DH is on codine (emergency root canal) and he is making me type "breasts can be described by a 4th order equation, 5th if yo include the movement (and who doesn't) " Now he is claiming that this was a college assignment.

Cashmere - Apr 27, 2006 9:20:33 am PDT #8439 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Lestat! The Musical in Natter:

Tom Scola:

According to the NYT, "Lestat" is a "Musical sleeping pill".

tommyrot:

Well, at least it's not a "Musical laxative."

Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 10:45:24 am PDT #8440 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sophia Brooks: I am not sure that my job should include hosing off naked male students.

Calli: That sounds more like a hobby.

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