SuziQ in Bitches: Ok - at work - I just uttered the sentence "Dick's too big, will have to deal with that later" and my contract manager said "Handle Dick however you want".
Hands! Hands in new places!
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pix - May 04, 2006 8:02:44 am PDT #8449 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Scrappy - May 04, 2006 8:25:50 am PDT #8450 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
TomW (the Brit), responding to Jesse (The Cowgirl) taunting him in Natter:
Jesse: I'm inclined to agree with you, but then I realized that you're a foreigner yourself, and now I'm afraid you can't be trusted.
TomW: I knew it was a mistake for me to push that British translation of the national anthem. "The Star Festooned Bunting" was never going to catch on.
Aims - May 04, 2006 9:24:12 am PDT #8451 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
billytea in Bitches:
He's calling from inside your pants!!
Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 05, 2006 10:44:25 am PDT #8452 of 10000
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Talking about the rerelease of the original Star Wars trilogy...
Raq: The Redux versions of the original 3 just exacerbated demand for these. He's Bill Gates, in his own way.
Gudanov: It's New Coke and Coke Classic all over again.
tommyrot: Coke Classic shot first.
Trudy Booth - May 06, 2006 10:02:29 am PDT #8453 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DebetEsse: Homework, baybee. Getting my Masters in typing and coloring. We have a couple hundred posters and 4, I think, timelines I have to color. Because TPTB haven't heard of color printing.
Ginger: They live in the land without Kinko's?
DebetEsse: When they went through the training, they had to trace the outlines to color from a projected image on the wall. Uphill both ways. Barefoot. In the snow.
Pix - May 06, 2006 11:04:46 am PDT #8454 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
JZ in Natter:
The forecast definitely calls for lots and lots of sleep, with a slight possibility of mattress-shopping. Two nights ago Hec and I were jolted awake at 2:15 by some asshole ringing our doorbell for no reason, and last night we were attacked by the mattress and slept a total of maybe 6 hours between us. The mattress has gone well past old and tired into a state of active rage that we're still using it, and is now deliberately thwarting our every attempt at loss of consciousness. It's war. It's the mattress or us, and we're the ones with brains and credit cards, dammit.
Pix - May 06, 2006 11:05:04 am PDT #8455 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Pix - May 06, 2006 11:07:47 am PDT #8456 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Fay - May 08, 2006 11:38:47 am PDT #8457 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
The fair Teppy in Bitches (context be damned):
I'm a *lady,* you scapegrace! I don't stare at men's cocks!
Often
Aims - May 10, 2006 10:06:44 am PDT #8458 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
In Bitches:
ChiKat: What is a flocked sponge?
Cass: A sponge only your friends can read.