Slightly edited for context, from Natter--
ita: Farewell, sweet Jesse! It was wonderful while it lasted.
Gud: Hold on (snip), she might pull through. Don't count your cowgirls before they corpsify.
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Beverly - Jan 17, 2006 12:13:56 pm PST #8262 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
ChiKat - Jan 17, 2006 1:56:18 pm PST #8263 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
In Bitches....
Betsy HP: Stills from the long-suppressed Disney film "The Story of Menstruation":
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In the third from the bottom, I can only assume that the young lady's radioactive cooch has destroyed civilization. Note her look of shame and horror.
Beverly - Jan 18, 2006 8:45:21 am PST #8264 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
DX in Boxed Set:
Ya know, the A-Team maps pretty well to the original SG-1 team - gray-haired, wise cracking leader (Hannibal, Jack), large muscle man of few words with odd hair and gold jewelry (B.A., Teal'c), flake (Murdock, Daniel), and, well, Face and Sam are both intelligent and blonde.
Now I'm imaging Teal'c saying, "Indeed, I pity the fool."
Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2006 11:16:49 am PST #8265 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
in Fanfic:
Griswold: I very much know the full scale of emotional issues, though I'm unfamiliar with your Bayliss example (H:LOTS is one of the 300 shows on my netflix queue, but since I have neither time nor money at the moment, netflix has been temporarily put on hold. So it may be a while.)
erikaj: Well, suffice it to say that some ficcers' version would have to take the short squad car.
DCJensen - Jan 19, 2006 7:05:32 am PST #8266 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Hec (DavidS), in Bitches:
We walked Juliana home and watched one beefy guy on the street hug her ("I did tequila shots with him last night" she explained) and then heard her serenaded from the bar across the street: "Ju-LI-ahhhh-na, Ju-LI-Ahhhhh-na!").
"How long have you been here, again?" we asked
"Three weeks."
Kat - Jan 19, 2006 10:19:04 am PST #8267 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Calli in Natter:
Temps should get automatic neutrality in office kerfluffles. Sort of like an underpaid Switzerland.
Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 10:31:48 am PST #8268 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
flea in Natter:
People! Welcome to the Tact Factory! We don't complain about our diamond shoes in front of the one-legged woman with no root!
Pix - Jan 19, 2006 10:22:17 pm PST #8269 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
So much funnier without context. From B'craxy:
Kate P: I'm still partial to Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding over Dead Gay Cowboy, but either one will do.
JenP - Jan 22, 2006 2:38:25 pm PST #8270 of 10000
Natter:
Zenkitty: I love skeletons, and making art with them seems perfectly natural to me. But when I say things like that out loud, people look at me funny and pull their children away from my direction.
aurelia: Heh. "Little Timmy is the perfect size for that empty corner in the living room."
Theodosia - Jan 23, 2006 5:18:07 am PST #8271 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Erin discusses her self-defense strategy:
Basically, so that if I ever have to break up any fights at my school I won't have to scream "Fuck you all! STOP!" and get hit anyway. The little gangbangers at my school would laugh at my Spork O' Doom.
which they shouldn't, btw. Death by spork is slow and humiliating.