Calli in Natter:
Temps should get automatic neutrality in office kerfluffles. Sort of like an underpaid Switzerland.
Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.
Angel ,'Shells'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Kat - Jan 19, 2006 10:19:04 am PST #8267 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 10:31:48 am PST #8268 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
flea in Natter:
People! Welcome to the Tact Factory! We don't complain about our diamond shoes in front of the one-legged woman with no root!
Pix - Jan 19, 2006 10:22:17 pm PST #8269 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
So much funnier without context. From B'craxy:
Kate P: I'm still partial to Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding over Dead Gay Cowboy, but either one will do.
JenP - Jan 22, 2006 2:38:25 pm PST #8270 of 10000
Natter:
Zenkitty: I love skeletons, and making art with them seems perfectly natural to me. But when I say things like that out loud, people look at me funny and pull their children away from my direction.
aurelia: Heh. "Little Timmy is the perfect size for that empty corner in the living room."
Theodosia - Jan 23, 2006 5:18:07 am PST #8271 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Erin discusses her self-defense strategy:
Basically, so that if I ever have to break up any fights at my school I won't have to scream "Fuck you all! STOP!" and get hit anyway. The little gangbangers at my school would laugh at my Spork O' Doom.
which they shouldn't, btw. Death by spork is slow and humiliating.
Noumenon - Jan 23, 2006 9:34:39 am PST #8272 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
If the most recent Questionable Content didn't inspire that spork comment, then it's an amazing coincidence.
Strix - Jan 23, 2006 2:37:56 pm PST #8273 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
hee! that's too funny! But I've been threatening death-by-spork for years.
Ailleann - Jan 26, 2006 3:45:20 am PST #8274 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
From Boxed Set, and what's this you say about context?
shrift: Rev 6:8 = coming simultaneously
Ginger - Jan 27, 2006 6:35:30 pm PST #8275 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Erika on ita:
That's why you always get the blank-inside get-well card that your friends have to write in "I'm Sorry You Can't Kick Somebody In the Head Right Now..."
Pix - Jan 27, 2006 8:02:27 pm PST #8276 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Aimée:
Emeline has a new trick.
She plays her piano with her BUTT.
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Cass:
Bwah!
So does she play it well?
Aimée:
Depends on when her last diaper change was.