Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
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Steph. L in Bitches:
To: GovPhipps@mass.gov From: larrycolonist@coven.org Subject: Witches
The witch, the witch, the witch is on fire....
To: larrycolonist@coven.org From: GovPhipps@mass.gov Subject: Re: Witches
You don't need no water -- let the motherfuckers burn; burn, motherfuckers, burn.
amych in Natter:
We didn't have computers in the classroom back then, so teacher made us LARP Oregon Trail instead. Some of the boys got way too into their death scenes after they looked up "dysentery".
Ah, fond memories of the Oregon Trail Game, in Natter:
bon bon: I think it's funny, except I think dysentery is simply a funnier disease than cholera. It's the shits!
Aimée: Don't you mean "shiznits"?
ita: Fo shizzle, mah pionizzle!
Zenkitty in Minearverse, context pretty obvious:
F it all. C everything. M the next guy who asks me.
ita , in Natter 41:
Christ, I've just realised that I'm the only one in the family who only has a courtesy title. What is wrong with me? Of course, I can kill them all with my bare hands, but that doesn't make all the hurt go away. Just some.
Aimee: I just got called an "angry bitch"!!! WHEEE!
This young, single mom to be posted a list of wants and needs that she was looking for for cheap. Another poster took her list and told her, very rudely, "You don't any of this stuff. I didn't, get a grip."
A few people, myself included, told her to piss off.
A different poster said, in all caps, SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE HER ADVISE. WE COULD ALL USE ADVISE."
So I told her, "Learn to spell."
Minearverse...
Narrator: Will there a pony?
Topic!Cindy: Hey, the beagles gotta eat.
Narrator: So, this is why Allyson never got her pony.
Nattering
Hec: You name a cat Shiva, you've got to expect some random destruction.
In Natter....
Nilly: You assume I know anything about Shakespeare beyond copying the way you spelled his name from your post. That's already assuming too much, I'm afraid.
[Edit: well, I know that there was a Hamlet with a "to be or not to be" and that he died, that there were a Romeo and a Juliet with a being in love and that they died, that there was a midsummer night's dream in which nobody died, that there are sonnets and I have no idea regarding the mortality rate in them, and that's really all that I know about him. Embarrassing but true.]
amych in Natter:
Last I checked, pregnancy causes belly and boobs, but not ruffles. (And if it does, I'm doubling up on birth control. Maybe tripling.)