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Theodosia - Jan 23, 2006 5:18:07 am PST #8271 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Erin discusses her self-defense strategy:

Basically, so that if I ever have to break up any fights at my school I won't have to scream "Fuck you all! STOP!" and get hit anyway. The little gangbangers at my school would laugh at my Spork O' Doom.
which they shouldn't, btw. Death by spork is slow and humiliating.

Noumenon - Jan 23, 2006 9:34:39 am PST #8272 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

If the most recent Questionable Content didn't inspire that spork comment, then it's an amazing coincidence.

Strix - Jan 23, 2006 2:37:56 pm PST #8273 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

hee! that's too funny! But I've been threatening death-by-spork for years.

Ailleann - Jan 26, 2006 3:45:20 am PST #8274 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

From Boxed Set, and what's this you say about context?

shrift: Rev 6:8 = coming simultaneously

Ginger - Jan 27, 2006 6:35:30 pm PST #8275 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Erika on ita:

That's why you always get the blank-inside get-well card that your friends have to write in "I'm Sorry You Can't Kick Somebody In the Head Right Now..."

Pix - Jan 27, 2006 8:02:27 pm PST #8276 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Aimée:

Emeline has a new trick.

She plays her piano with her BUTT.

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Cass:

Bwah!

So does she play it well?

Aimée:

Depends on when her last diaper change was.

JenP - Jan 28, 2006 6:45:15 am PST #8277 of 10000

Raq in Firefly:

Anyhoo, I'm going to do a second season of Firefly in alternative media (stick-figure Flash animations on a slow website), and if Joss doesn't want me to, he should have Nathan call me.

Kat - Jan 28, 2006 4:05:09 pm PST #8278 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

bon bon in Natter (cause it's so true):

I love taxes! With turbo tax, it's like being paid to take a quiz!

Beverly - Jan 29, 2006 4:47:23 am PST #8279 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Raq in Firefly:

I think there are degrees of fans for everything. I own all the Buffy DVDs, watched it religiously when it was on, have a bunch of the other stuff (like the RPG) just coz it's Buffy, but wouldn't consider joining an internet community that was formed around BtVS...wait.

bon bon - Jan 29, 2006 7:02:47 pm PST #8280 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Jesse is just making me giggle here.

Knife defense, machine gun defense, you people need sidewalk defense.

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