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DX in Boxed Set:
Ya know, the A-Team maps pretty well to the original SG-1 team - gray-haired, wise cracking leader (Hannibal, Jack), large muscle man of few words with odd hair and gold jewelry (B.A., Teal'c), flake (Murdock, Daniel), and, well, Face and Sam are both intelligent and blonde.
Now I'm imaging Teal'c saying, "Indeed, I pity the fool."
in Fanfic:
Griswold: I very much know the full scale of emotional issues, though I'm unfamiliar with your Bayliss example (H:LOTS is one of the 300 shows on my netflix queue, but since I have neither time nor money at the moment, netflix has been temporarily put on hold. So it may be a while.)
erikaj: Well, suffice it to say that some ficcers' version would have to take the short squad car.
Hec (DavidS), in Bitches:
We walked Juliana home and watched one beefy guy on the street hug her ("I did tequila shots with him last night" she explained) and then heard her serenaded from the bar across the street: "Ju-LI-ahhhh-na, Ju-LI-Ahhhhh-na!").
"How long have you been here, again?" we asked
"Three weeks."
Calli in Natter:
Temps should get automatic neutrality in office kerfluffles. Sort of like an underpaid Switzerland.
flea in Natter:
People! Welcome to the Tact Factory! We don't complain about our diamond shoes in front of the one-legged woman with no root!
So much funnier without context. From B'craxy:
Kate P: I'm still partial to Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding over Dead Gay Cowboy, but either one will do.
Natter:
Zenkitty: I love skeletons, and making art with them seems perfectly natural to me. But when I say things like that out loud, people look at me funny and pull their children away from my direction.
aurelia: Heh. "Little Timmy is the perfect size for that empty corner in the living room."
Erin discusses her self-defense strategy:
Basically, so that if I ever have to break up any fights at my school I won't have to scream "Fuck you all! STOP!" and get hit anyway. The little gangbangers at my school would laugh at my Spork O' Doom.
which they shouldn't, btw. Death by spork is slow and humiliating.
If the most recent Questionable Content didn't inspire that spork comment, then it's an amazing coincidence.
hee! that's too funny! But I've been threatening death-by-spork for years.