Ah, fond memories of the Oregon Trail Game, in Natter:
bon bon: I think it's funny, except I think dysentery is simply a funnier disease than cholera. It's the shits!
Aimée: Don't you mean "shiznits"?
ita: Fo shizzle, mah pionizzle!
None of it means a damn thing.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Burrell - Jan 11, 2006 2:50:55 pm PST #8254 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
JenP - Jan 11, 2006 5:35:49 pm PST #8255 of 10000
Zenkitty in Minearverse, context pretty obvious:
F it all. C everything. M the next guy who asks me.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2006 8:25:14 am PST #8256 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
ita , in Natter 41:
Christ, I've just realised that I'm the only one in the family who only has a courtesy title. What is wrong with me? Of course, I can kill them all with my bare hands, but that doesn't make all the hurt go away. Just some.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 14, 2006 1:25:10 am PST #8257 of 10000
What is even happening?
Aimee: I just got called an "angry bitch"!!! WHEEE!
This young, single mom to be posted a list of wants and needs that she was looking for for cheap. Another poster took her list and told her, very rudely, "You don't any of this stuff. I didn't, get a grip."
A few people, myself included, told her to piss off.
A different poster said, in all caps, SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE HER ADVISE. WE COULD ALL USE ADVISE."
So I told her, "Learn to spell."
aurelia - Jan 14, 2006 7:17:16 am PST #8258 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Minearverse...
Narrator: Will there a pony?
Topic!Cindy: Hey, the beagles gotta eat.
Narrator: So, this is why Allyson never got her pony.
Cass - Jan 15, 2006 6:34:17 pm PST #8259 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nattering
Hec: You name a cat Shiva, you've got to expect some random destruction.
Steph L. - Jan 16, 2006 8:56:47 am PST #8260 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter....
Nilly: You assume I know anything about Shakespeare beyond copying the way you spelled his name from your post. That's already assuming too much, I'm afraid.
[Edit: well, I know that there was a Hamlet with a "to be or not to be" and that he died, that there were a Romeo and a Juliet with a being in love and that they died, that there was a midsummer night's dream in which nobody died, that there are sonnets and I have no idea regarding the mortality rate in them, and that's really all that I know about him. Embarrassing but true.]
JenP - Jan 16, 2006 4:31:50 pm PST #8261 of 10000
amych in Natter:
Last I checked, pregnancy causes belly and boobs, but not ruffles. (And if it does, I'm doubling up on birth control. Maybe tripling.)
Beverly - Jan 17, 2006 12:13:56 pm PST #8262 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Slightly edited for context, from Natter--
ita: Farewell, sweet Jesse! It was wonderful while it lasted.
Gud: Hold on (snip), she might pull through. Don't count your cowgirls before they corpsify.
ChiKat - Jan 17, 2006 1:56:18 pm PST #8263 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
In Bitches....
Betsy HP: Stills from the long-suppressed Disney film "The Story of Menstruation":
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In the third from the bottom, I can only assume that the young lady's radioactive cooch has destroyed civilization. Note her look of shame and horror.