Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Cass - Jan 15, 2006 6:34:17 pm PST #8259 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nattering

Hec: You name a cat Shiva, you've got to expect some random destruction.


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2006 8:56:47 am PST #8260 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter....

Nilly: You assume I know anything about Shakespeare beyond copying the way you spelled his name from your post. That's already assuming too much, I'm afraid.

[Edit: well, I know that there was a Hamlet with a "to be or not to be" and that he died, that there were a Romeo and a Juliet with a being in love and that they died, that there was a midsummer night's dream in which nobody died, that there are sonnets and I have no idea regarding the mortality rate in them, and that's really all that I know about him. Embarrassing but true.]


JenP - Jan 16, 2006 4:31:50 pm PST #8261 of 10000

amych in Natter:

Last I checked, pregnancy causes belly and boobs, but not ruffles. (And if it does, I'm doubling up on birth control. Maybe tripling.)


Beverly - Jan 17, 2006 12:13:56 pm PST #8262 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Slightly edited for context, from Natter--

ita: Farewell, sweet Jesse! It was wonderful while it lasted.

Gud: Hold on (snip), she might pull through. Don't count your cowgirls before they corpsify.


ChiKat - Jan 17, 2006 1:56:18 pm PST #8263 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

In Bitches....

Betsy HP: Stills from the long-suppressed Disney film "The Story of Menstruation":

[link]

In the third from the bottom, I can only assume that the young lady's radioactive cooch has destroyed civilization. Note her look of shame and horror.


Beverly - Jan 18, 2006 8:45:21 am PST #8264 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

DX in Boxed Set:

Ya know, the A-Team maps pretty well to the original SG-1 team - gray-haired, wise cracking leader (Hannibal, Jack), large muscle man of few words with odd hair and gold jewelry (B.A., Teal'c), flake (Murdock, Daniel), and, well, Face and Sam are both intelligent and blonde.

Now I'm imaging Teal'c saying, "Indeed, I pity the fool."


Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2006 11:16:49 am PST #8265 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

in Fanfic:

Griswold: I very much know the full scale of emotional issues, though I'm unfamiliar with your Bayliss example (H:LOTS is one of the 300 shows on my netflix queue, but since I have neither time nor money at the moment, netflix has been temporarily put on hold. So it may be a while.)

erikaj: Well, suffice it to say that some ficcers' version would have to take the short squad car.


DCJensen - Jan 19, 2006 7:05:32 am PST #8266 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Hec (DavidS), in Bitches:

We walked Juliana home and watched one beefy guy on the street hug her ("I did tequila shots with him last night" she explained) and then heard her serenaded from the bar across the street: "Ju-LI-ahhhh-na, Ju-LI-Ahhhhh-na!").

"How long have you been here, again?" we asked
"Three weeks."


Kat - Jan 19, 2006 10:19:04 am PST #8267 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Calli in Natter:

Temps should get automatic neutrality in office kerfluffles. Sort of like an underpaid Switzerland.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 10:31:48 am PST #8268 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

flea in Natter:

People! Welcome to the Tact Factory! We don't complain about our diamond shoes in front of the one-legged woman with no root!