Emily in Smallville:
Ha! That's it! My dreams are spoilery! She really is a porn star and international criminal!
(context? we don't need no stinking context!)
Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?
Cordelia ,'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fay - Nov 13, 2002 2:21:04 pm PST #822 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
DXMachina - Nov 13, 2002 2:42:05 pm PST #823 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Connie Neil, in Bitches:
Swords are their own reasons, Jilli. Hubby has similar concerns as yours, though, because I have a tendency to want to test them by poking him in the side. Honestly, I don't know what came over me, I had this lovely triple-edged dagger in my hand, the balance was exquisite, he was standing right there, and the little voice said, "I wonder ..." Next thing I know he's yelping in pain and snatching the dagger out of my hand and I'm pouting.
Jesse - Nov 13, 2002 3:05:32 pm PST #824 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Rob, in Natter:
I not only have a Tivo, my Tivo has a network card and can connect to the Internet.
Problem with that is, now it spends all day browing the web looking at stereo component porn.
Java cat - Nov 13, 2002 8:09:44 pm PST #825 of 10000
Not javachik
Betsy, in Buffy, first quoting Elena's Husband, then her comment:
all of the supernatural messaging and the other miscellaneous evils were perpetrated by the same critter/being?
Oh, my God, the rumors about Microsoft are true!
From beneath you, it ..... Where would you like to go today?
Elena's Husband: Might be time for Willow to conjure up another Cyber-demon...Bill, Guardian of the Gates.
PMM: Oh, my God, the rumors about Microsoft are true
I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!! ;)
Betsy: And very well dressed you are, too, for a minion of Ultimate Evil.
No, wait. Maybe that explains the good threads, eh?
Connie Neil: l I can laugh at that stuff (edit: darn fast posters, the Microsoft stuff), I'm no longer a Minion of the Evil Empire. Though I'm now a Minion of an empire created by a co-founder of the Evil Empire.
I'm never going to be free, am I.
Betsy: Hey, I'm a Minion of a company that would really, really like to be the Evil Empire but has to settle for being The Evil Empire's Resentful Rival.
P.M. Marc - Nov 13, 2002 8:11:31 pm PST #826 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Java Cat, I white-fonted for the extreme spoilerphobes.
Java cat - Nov 13, 2002 8:12:25 pm PST #827 of 10000
Not javachik
Java cat - Nov 13, 2002 8:59:37 pm PST #828 of 10000
Not javachik
In Buffy (spoilery):
Betsy: It's all about the connection, really.
Tragically, Jonathan was an S-Video in a world full of RJ45.
amych: sniff
erikaj: so, he couldn't connect?Poor Jonathan.
amych: Not without the right converter doohickey. Which you can probably get at Radio Shack, but who has time to stop there on your way to an apocalypse?
Burrell - Nov 13, 2002 10:06:15 pm PST #829 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
In Natter:
Trudy: He might just be the dumbest man alive though.
ita: If you can say that in a world with Keanu, I need cites.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Nov 14, 2002 3:39:56 am PST #830 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
amych and billytea, in Previously:
Also: "just a small change at the molecular level," or something to that effect. Which, if I remember my high school chemistry at all, can be a fairly major kind of change.
"Just a small change, just 2% or so of your genes. So the good news is, you're not a demon. On the down side, though, you may be a chimpanzee. It's still too early to tell."
Theodosia - Nov 14, 2002 4:33:41 am PST #831 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy, on heroes nonspecifically spoilerly in Buffy:
He lived a tool, he died a tool. And not even a Leatherman.