Betsy, in Buffy, first quoting Elena's Husband, then her comment:
all of the supernatural messaging and the other miscellaneous evils were perpetrated by the same critter/being?
Oh, my God, the rumors about Microsoft are true!
From beneath you, it
..... Where would you like to go today?
Elena's Husband: Might be time for Willow to conjure up another Cyber-demon...Bill, Guardian of the Gates.
PMM: Oh, my God, the rumors about Microsoft are true
I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!! ;)
Betsy: And very well dressed you are, too, for a minion of Ultimate Evil.
No, wait. Maybe that explains the good threads, eh?
Connie Neil: l I can laugh at that stuff (edit: darn fast posters, the Microsoft stuff), I'm no longer a Minion of the Evil Empire. Though I'm now a Minion of an empire created by a co-founder of the Evil Empire.
I'm never going to be free, am I.
Betsy: Hey, I'm a Minion of a company that would really, really like to be the Evil Empire but has to settle for being The Evil Empire's Resentful Rival.
Java Cat, I white-fonted for the extreme spoilerphobes.
In Buffy (spoilery):
Betsy: It's all about the connection, really.
Tragically, Jonathan was an S-Video in a world full of RJ45.
amych: sniff
erikaj: so, he couldn't connect?Poor Jonathan.
amych: Not without the right converter doohickey. Which you can probably get at Radio Shack, but who has time to stop there on your way to an apocalypse?
In Natter:
Trudy:
He might just be the dumbest man alive though.
ita:
If you can say that in a world with Keanu, I need cites.
amych and billytea, in Previously:
Also: "just a small change at the molecular level," or something to that effect. Which, if I remember my high school chemistry at all, can be a fairly major kind of change.
"Just a small change, just 2% or so of your genes. So the good news is, you're not a demon. On the down side, though, you may be a chimpanzee. It's still too early to tell."
Betsy, on heroes nonspecifically spoilerly in Buffy:
He lived a tool, he died a tool. And not even a Leatherman.
Madrigal in Buffy, unspoily:
Warren had a soul, Maggie Walsh had a soul, Faith had a soul, Gwen Post had a soul, Ethan had a soul, Ben had a soul, even Cordelia had a soul. It didn't stop any of them from doing their evil deeds, and had Cosmo declared exsanguination to the preferred diet plan of supermodels, Cordy probably would have been opening up the arteries of her classmates.
