Madrigal in Buffy, unspoily:

Warren had a soul, Maggie Walsh had a soul, Faith had a soul, Gwen Post had a soul, Ethan had a soul, Ben had a soul, even Cordelia had a soul. It didn't stop any of them from doing their evil deeds, and had Cosmo declared exsanguination to the preferred diet plan of supermodels, Cordy probably would have been opening up the arteries of her classmates.

Fay Jay, in Due South:

Hell, Hallmark do Father's Day and Grandparents' Day and fucking Administrators' Day ( I got a card. I wanted to punch someone, for reasons that I find difficult to articulate, but would certainly include the word "patronising" and "meaningless shitty job" and many, many profanities) - I think that they ought to think about a Happy Slashers' Day, with its own line of Slash cards.

John H, Natter, in re not going to movies:

It's not healthy for a man with my diet and sedentary lifestyle to sit in a darkened room for ninety minutes wanting to kill strangers.

Beat me to it.

BHP in Buffy (non-spoilery)

Didn't Pmoon say it was actually either Klingon or Vulcan? In which case, stripping out the "my GOD this makeup itches" inflection would seriously distort the meaning.

Micole in Buffy, v. spoilery:

Dear Jane Espenson,

When I said I wanted closure for Jonathan, that wasn't exactly what I meant. But since it was an episode co-written by you, I know you killed him *with love*. And also a sharp pointy object.

Sincerely,

M.

Victor sets 'em up, Betsy knocks 'em down in Firefly...

As Tim's pointed out a couple of times, Firefly is cheaper to make than Buffy.

You can only make Buffy if you're dead.

<duck, run>

Miracleman: This is why I don't go to theaters....

Aimee: These are reasons why we don't go ANYWHERE!

In Bitches:

Rebecca Lizard: I may be the articulate, self-aware teenager of today. But, I'm just saying, I would not mind an orgy over in this corner.

PMM: The teenaged-type, all macking and groping, but no actual Sex, just leads to horrible yearbook signings.

Best to avoid.