You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Java cat - Nov 13, 2002 8:12:25 pm PST #827 of 10000
Not javachik
Java cat - Nov 13, 2002 8:59:37 pm PST #828 of 10000
Not javachik
In Buffy (spoilery):
Betsy: It's all about the connection, really.
Tragically, Jonathan was an S-Video in a world full of RJ45.
amych: sniff
erikaj: so, he couldn't connect?Poor Jonathan.
amych: Not without the right converter doohickey. Which you can probably get at Radio Shack, but who has time to stop there on your way to an apocalypse?
Burrell - Nov 13, 2002 10:06:15 pm PST #829 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
In Natter:
Trudy: He might just be the dumbest man alive though.
ita: If you can say that in a world with Keanu, I need cites.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Nov 14, 2002 3:39:56 am PST #830 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
amych and billytea, in Previously:
Also: "just a small change at the molecular level," or something to that effect. Which, if I remember my high school chemistry at all, can be a fairly major kind of change.
"Just a small change, just 2% or so of your genes. So the good news is, you're not a demon. On the down side, though, you may be a chimpanzee. It's still too early to tell."
Theodosia - Nov 14, 2002 4:33:41 am PST #831 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy, on heroes nonspecifically spoilerly in Buffy:
He lived a tool, he died a tool. And not even a Leatherman.
Betsy HP - Nov 14, 2002 12:29:06 pm PST #832 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Madrigal in Buffy, unspoily:
Warren had a soul, Maggie Walsh had a soul, Faith had a soul, Gwen Post had a soul, Ethan had a soul, Ben had a soul, even Cordelia had a soul. It didn't stop any of them from doing their evil deeds, and had Cosmo declared exsanguination to the preferred diet plan of supermodels, Cordy probably would have been opening up the arteries of her classmates.
Emily - Nov 14, 2002 1:10:00 pm PST #833 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Fay Jay, in Due South:
Hell, Hallmark do Father's Day and Grandparents' Day and fucking Administrators' Day ( I got a card. I wanted to punch someone, for reasons that I find difficult to articulate, but would certainly include the word "patronising" and "meaningless shitty job" and many, many profanities) - I think that they ought to think about a Happy Slashers' Day, with its own line of Slash cards.
Dana - Nov 14, 2002 1:15:27 pm PST #834 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Nutty - Nov 14, 2002 2:35:41 pm PST #835 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
John H, Natter, in re not going to movies:
It's not healthy for a man with my diet and sedentary lifestyle to sit in a darkened room for ninety minutes wanting to kill strangers.
Betsy HP - Nov 14, 2002 2:36:00 pm PST #836 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Beat me to it.