So happy that the insane mental energy I spent on that wasn't wasted, ita.
You want to meet the real me now?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
erikaj - Nov 13, 2002 10:47:51 am PST #819 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
billytea - Nov 13, 2002 11:16:34 am PST #820 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ple, in Smallville (of course):
The song of songs, which is Superman's.
Let him kiss Lex with the kisses of his mouth: for their love is
better than wine.
Because of the savour of Clark's good rimjobs, Lex's name is as
ointment poured forth, therefore do the slashers love thee.
Ah Clark, Lex will run after thee: for he hath brought
thee into his chambers: he will be glad and rejoice
in thee, he will remember thy
love more than wine: the slashers love thee.
Lex is evil, but comely, O ye sons of Smallville, sharpen up your
gaydar, practice on Superman.
Love the last line.
Jessica - Nov 13, 2002 2:04:23 pm PST #821 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Buffy (VERY SPOILY):
BHP: Jonathan was an S-Video in a world full of RJ45.
Erika:so, he couldn't connect?
Amych:Not without the right converter doohickey. Which you can probably get at Radio Shack, but who has time to stop there on your way to an apocalypse?
Jeff: Besides, they'll just try to sell you an RF converter.
Fay - Nov 13, 2002 2:21:04 pm PST #822 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Emily in Smallville:
Ha! That's it! My dreams are spoilery! She really is a porn star and international criminal!
(context? we don't need no stinking context!)
DXMachina - Nov 13, 2002 2:42:05 pm PST #823 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Connie Neil, in Bitches:
Swords are their own reasons, Jilli. Hubby has similar concerns as yours, though, because I have a tendency to want to test them by poking him in the side. Honestly, I don't know what came over me, I had this lovely triple-edged dagger in my hand, the balance was exquisite, he was standing right there, and the little voice said, "I wonder ..." Next thing I know he's yelping in pain and snatching the dagger out of my hand and I'm pouting.
Jesse - Nov 13, 2002 3:05:32 pm PST #824 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Rob, in Natter:
I not only have a Tivo, my Tivo has a network card and can connect to the Internet.
Problem with that is, now it spends all day browing the web looking at stereo component porn.
Java cat - Nov 13, 2002 8:09:44 pm PST #825 of 10000
Not javachik
Betsy, in Buffy, first quoting Elena's Husband, then her comment:
all of the supernatural messaging and the other miscellaneous evils were perpetrated by the same critter/being?
Oh, my God, the rumors about Microsoft are true!
From beneath you, it ..... Where would you like to go today?
Elena's Husband: Might be time for Willow to conjure up another Cyber-demon...Bill, Guardian of the Gates.
PMM: Oh, my God, the rumors about Microsoft are true
I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!! ;)
Betsy: And very well dressed you are, too, for a minion of Ultimate Evil.
No, wait. Maybe that explains the good threads, eh?
Connie Neil: l I can laugh at that stuff (edit: darn fast posters, the Microsoft stuff), I'm no longer a Minion of the Evil Empire. Though I'm now a Minion of an empire created by a co-founder of the Evil Empire.
I'm never going to be free, am I.
Betsy: Hey, I'm a Minion of a company that would really, really like to be the Evil Empire but has to settle for being The Evil Empire's Resentful Rival.
P.M. Marc - Nov 13, 2002 8:11:31 pm PST #826 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Java Cat, I white-fonted for the extreme spoilerphobes.
Java cat - Nov 13, 2002 8:12:25 pm PST #827 of 10000
Not javachik
Java cat - Nov 13, 2002 8:59:37 pm PST #828 of 10000
Not javachik
In Buffy (spoilery):
Betsy: It's all about the connection, really.
Tragically, Jonathan was an S-Video in a world full of RJ45.
amych: sniff
erikaj: so, he couldn't connect?Poor Jonathan.
amych: Not without the right converter doohickey. Which you can probably get at Radio Shack, but who has time to stop there on your way to an apocalypse?