Bitches
Windsparrow: Am I the only irritated person who clicks the back button a dozen times or more, just for the principle? "I said, 'Back!', and I meant 'Back!', so until you actually go BACK!!! I'ma keep clicking!!!!!!"
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cass - Aug 21, 2005 9:08:08 am PDT #8001 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
billytea - Aug 21, 2005 9:21:55 pm PDT #8002 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Nilly: I took some time off between finishing my Masters' and starting my PhD. It was great. People didn't seem to know what to do when they asked me what I was doing and my answer was "Nothing", so I changed it to "A jigsaw puzzle".
Hee. That's excellent.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 22, 2005 11:05:31 am PDT #8003 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Raq, in bitches, cause it made me laugh and larf:
Mallory is ready for books, finally. We've been trying to get him interested in sitting on our laps while we read to him, but he wasn't having any. Now he's into turning pages, though, so I went online to find a couple board books for him.
Me: Should I get him "Pat the Bunny?"
Robert: What's that? Some sort of gender-neutral sex ed book?
Me: (laughs and laughs)
Robert: Well?
Me: Would it help if I said it was a touch-and-feel book for babies?
Robert: This is part of the liberal media's gay agenda, isn't it?
Fay - Aug 22, 2005 12:27:38 pm PDT #8004 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
In Literary, a discussion of children's literature takes in Help, Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed; It's Only a Plant; King & King and No, George, No!
Polter-Cow: Check Strega's link, Frank. It's about marijuana. Though it supposedly talks about the effects, dangers, and benefits of this simple plant. Damn. I miss the days when there was one fish and two fish and red fish and blue fish.
ita: I know. It's very sad that they've been removed from the market.
Betsy HP: It turned out the blue fish were practicing autoerotic asphyxiation.
Raq: And the red fish were Commies, which is what liberals want to make everybody.
Betsy HP: The two fish? Gay, gay, gay.
DXMachina - Aug 22, 2005 1:14:23 pm PDT #8005 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Psst, Fay, it was actually in Literary.
Fay - Aug 22, 2005 2:17:23 pm PDT #8006 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Ah. Well, that would make more sense. Housepoint for observation skills, DX.
Trudy Booth - Aug 23, 2005 9:08:45 am PDT #8007 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cashmere: Kara is going to grow up to have her own talk show. Or possibly be the Queen of Everything.
Billytea: Fortunately for her, Oprah has already demonstrated that these are not mutually exclusive.
aurelia - Aug 23, 2005 10:06:54 am PDT #8008 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
In Natter:
Shrift:
Client: I need these files.
Me: Those files don't exist.
Client: So when can I get them?
Me: As I mentioned in our previous communication, they do not exist.
Client: Hi, I'm just checking on the status of my request?
Me: I'm on some new reality show, right? "When Natural Selection Fails to Intervene!" You, I suspect, should have ended up in the belly of a bear.
Calli:
Me: The files are on [this server here].
Client: According to my network, that server doesn't exist.
Me: Kinda like those files.
Cashmere - Aug 23, 2005 3:23:22 pm PDT #8009 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
On kids' birthday parties in Bitches:
Hec
Right up there with Kiddie Birthday Inflation.
AmyLiz
Kids satisfied with homemade cake and a donkey's ass are a thing of the past.
DXMachina - Aug 23, 2005 3:26:08 pm PDT #8010 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Bob Bob gets COMMed on his first day, relaying a phone message to bon bon in Natter:
Brent: I'm not inviting Pat to my wedding because he cheated with your brother's girlfriend when they were still dating. Also, he always treated me like shit. And he just says whatever the New York Times says. Me: You know, he asked about you. Brent: What'd he say? Me: That he hadn't heard from you for awhile, and he wondered if you were mad at him. Brent: You know, the truth is, I just lost his number. Tell him to give me a call.
And so a friendship is repaired.