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Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2005 6:16:34 am PDT #7991 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Daniel in Bitches, because it made me laugh and is such true cat behavior:

I just got in the house and was besieged by two cats who complained loudly that they had never been fed, ever. From birth.

Really. they followed me around the house Mewing and occasionally caterwauling. They follwed me upstairs (Mrowr?), Into the bathroom (Mrowr?), into my bedroom (Mrowr?), down the stairs again (Mrowr?), and back to the kitchen (Mrowr?) where they sped ahead, waiting (Mrowr!).

They were and making such a to-do that I caved. They watched raptly as I got the can down, and commented upon my lethargic delivery.

I'm such an easy mark.


Fred Pete - Aug 19, 2005 7:01:40 am PDT #7992 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

ita, in Natter:

I'd lobby for Carrot Top to be included in a "crimes against nature" legislation.


msbelle - Aug 19, 2005 8:23:39 am PDT #7993 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sophia:

I was about to say that I ALWAYS thought Rick Astley was black until this very minute. I even had a very detailed picture of him in my head.

Then I realized I was mixing him up with Rick James.


Steph L. - Aug 19, 2005 8:28:29 am PDT #7994 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Aahahaha!!! I was just about to COMM that, msbelle!


SailAweigh - Aug 19, 2005 10:07:30 am PDT #7995 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Cass in Bitches:

Actually I committed wrongful conjugation. Smitten became smut. This is what the fundies are worried about, isn't it?


Kat - Aug 19, 2005 6:02:23 pm PDT #7996 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In Minearverse, on working in a library

Betsy

I did that a couple of times. It was like being Keith Richards working in a pharmacy.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2005 7:18:42 pm PDT #7997 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita, in Minearverse, on a certain someone & someplace TWOP :

She gave them HoYay, they gave her the boot.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 20, 2005 7:49:48 am PDT #7998 of 10000
What is even happening?

ita: I'd close the pedant tag, but who'd I be fooling?


Beverly - Aug 20, 2005 10:56:36 pm PDT #7999 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Allyson in Minearverse:

You know, when Strega calls you mean, you've truly arrived.

I feel like I should have a tiara and sash and a loaded gun.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 21, 2005 7:18:20 am PDT #8000 of 10000
What is even happening?

Nilly: I took some time off between finishing my Masters' and starting my PhD. It was great. People didn't seem to know what to do when they asked me what I was doing and my answer was "Nothing", so I changed it to "A jigsaw puzzle".