On kids' birthday parties in Bitches:
Hec
Right up there with Kiddie Birthday Inflation.
AmyLiz
Kids satisfied with homemade cake and a donkey's ass are a thing of the past.
I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Cashmere - Aug 23, 2005 3:23:22 pm PDT #8009 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
DXMachina - Aug 23, 2005 3:26:08 pm PDT #8010 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Bob Bob gets COMMed on his first day, relaying a phone message to bon bon in Natter:
Brent: I'm not inviting Pat to my wedding because he cheated with your brother's girlfriend when they were still dating. Also, he always treated me like shit. And he just says whatever the New York Times says. Me: You know, he asked about you. Brent: What'd he say? Me: That he hadn't heard from you for awhile, and he wondered if you were mad at him. Brent: You know, the truth is, I just lost his number. Tell him to give me a call.
And so a friendship is repaired.
DCJensen - Aug 23, 2005 3:37:34 pm PDT #8011 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Kristen in the Minearverse:
I should not be allowed to go into home improvement stores unsupervised. A quick stop for a few things turns into endless wandering around the store going, "Ooooh. That's so cool."
Tell me about it.
JenP - Aug 23, 2005 4:30:31 pm PDT #8012 of 10000
In Minearverse:
Tim: Allyson, why aren't you writing?
Allyson: Same reason you're not writing?
Cashmere: b.org. it's where the best writers come to slack.
deborah grabien - Aug 23, 2005 4:31:30 pm PDT #8013 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Cashmere: b.org. it's where the best writers come to slack.
Or plead for help with sources...
Calli - Aug 24, 2005 4:43:28 am PDT #8014 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Tucked among the philosophy fest that is currently Natter:
msbelle: god, remember when we could joke in French about ancient greek architecture?
Emily: Apres l'Acropolis, le deluge.
Nilly - Aug 25, 2005 3:18:19 am PDT #8015 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
Sheryl: This episode of "Navel gazing theater" has been brought to you by the letter I
WindSparrow - Aug 25, 2005 4:06:52 am PDT #8016 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Raq, in Bitches:
What's the social standing of D&D in Australia? Coz here, I think I'd rather tell people I have sex with horses.
Eddie - Aug 25, 2005 4:13:17 am PDT #8017 of 10000
Your tag here.
Boxed Set:
Nutty: I think we need a new, exciting alien race that is interested in collecting testicles. What do you say? 50% of the audience is terrified of them already -- how can we go wrong??
Betsy HP: I'm not terrified; no testicle has ever hurt me.
tommyrot: What would they be called? The Neuterians? The Neuteroids?
Betsy HP: The Vets.
tommyrot: So you could always tell when the Vets had hit an area, as all the men would have funnel-heads.
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2005 10:31:38 am PDT #8018 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Bitches:
-t: I have discovered my cats have religious differences. The one is a devotee of Janus and observes by standing in doorways whenever possible. And meowing for us to open doors so she can stand half in and half out. The other has recently converted to the First Church of the Beneficent Catnip Fish, which involves a lot of hymn singing, or possibly beseeching prayers, it's hard to tell.