ita: I'd close the pedant tag, but who'd I be fooling?
The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.
Buffy ,'First Date'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Topic!Cindy - Aug 20, 2005 7:49:48 am PDT #7998 of 10000
What is even happening?
Beverly - Aug 20, 2005 10:56:36 pm PDT #7999 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Allyson in Minearverse:
You know, when Strega calls you mean, you've truly arrived.
I feel like I should have a tiara and sash and a loaded gun.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 21, 2005 7:18:20 am PDT #8000 of 10000
What is even happening?
Nilly: I took some time off between finishing my Masters' and starting my PhD. It was great. People didn't seem to know what to do when they asked me what I was doing and my answer was "Nothing", so I changed it to "A jigsaw puzzle".
Cass - Aug 21, 2005 9:08:08 am PDT #8001 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Bitches
Windsparrow: Am I the only irritated person who clicks the back button a dozen times or more, just for the principle? "I said, 'Back!', and I meant 'Back!', so until you actually go BACK!!! I'ma keep clicking!!!!!!"
billytea - Aug 21, 2005 9:21:55 pm PDT #8002 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Nilly: I took some time off between finishing my Masters' and starting my PhD. It was great. People didn't seem to know what to do when they asked me what I was doing and my answer was "Nothing", so I changed it to "A jigsaw puzzle".
Hee. That's excellent.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 22, 2005 11:05:31 am PDT #8003 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Raq, in bitches, cause it made me laugh and larf:
Mallory is ready for books, finally. We've been trying to get him interested in sitting on our laps while we read to him, but he wasn't having any. Now he's into turning pages, though, so I went online to find a couple board books for him.
Me: Should I get him "Pat the Bunny?"
Robert: What's that? Some sort of gender-neutral sex ed book?
Me: (laughs and laughs)
Robert: Well?
Me: Would it help if I said it was a touch-and-feel book for babies?
Robert: This is part of the liberal media's gay agenda, isn't it?
Fay - Aug 22, 2005 12:27:38 pm PDT #8004 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
In Literary, a discussion of children's literature takes in Help, Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed; It's Only a Plant; King & King and No, George, No!
Polter-Cow: Check Strega's link, Frank. It's about marijuana. Though it supposedly talks about the effects, dangers, and benefits of this simple plant. Damn. I miss the days when there was one fish and two fish and red fish and blue fish.
ita: I know. It's very sad that they've been removed from the market.
Betsy HP: It turned out the blue fish were practicing autoerotic asphyxiation.
Raq: And the red fish were Commies, which is what liberals want to make everybody.
Betsy HP: The two fish? Gay, gay, gay.
DXMachina - Aug 22, 2005 1:14:23 pm PDT #8005 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Psst, Fay, it was actually in Literary.
Fay - Aug 22, 2005 2:17:23 pm PDT #8006 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Ah. Well, that would make more sense. Housepoint for observation skills, DX.
Trudy Booth - Aug 23, 2005 9:08:45 am PDT #8007 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cashmere: Kara is going to grow up to have her own talk show. Or possibly be the Queen of Everything.
Billytea: Fortunately for her, Oprah has already demonstrated that these are not mutually exclusive.