The money was too good. I got stupid.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


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SailAweigh - Aug 19, 2005 10:07:30 am PDT #7995 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Cass in Bitches:

Actually I committed wrongful conjugation. Smitten became smut. This is what the fundies are worried about, isn't it?


Kat - Aug 19, 2005 6:02:23 pm PDT #7996 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In Minearverse, on working in a library

Betsy

I did that a couple of times. It was like being Keith Richards working in a pharmacy.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 19, 2005 7:18:42 pm PDT #7997 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ita, in Minearverse, on a certain someone & someplace TWOP :

She gave them HoYay, they gave her the boot.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 20, 2005 7:49:48 am PDT #7998 of 10000
What is even happening?

ita: I'd close the pedant tag, but who'd I be fooling?


Beverly - Aug 20, 2005 10:56:36 pm PDT #7999 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Allyson in Minearverse:

You know, when Strega calls you mean, you've truly arrived.

I feel like I should have a tiara and sash and a loaded gun.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 21, 2005 7:18:20 am PDT #8000 of 10000
What is even happening?

Nilly: I took some time off between finishing my Masters' and starting my PhD. It was great. People didn't seem to know what to do when they asked me what I was doing and my answer was "Nothing", so I changed it to "A jigsaw puzzle".


Cass - Aug 21, 2005 9:08:08 am PDT #8001 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bitches

Windsparrow: Am I the only irritated person who clicks the back button a dozen times or more, just for the principle? "I said, 'Back!', and I meant 'Back!', so until you actually go BACK!!! I'ma keep clicking!!!!!!"


billytea - Aug 21, 2005 9:21:55 pm PDT #8002 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Nilly: I took some time off between finishing my Masters' and starting my PhD. It was great. People didn't seem to know what to do when they asked me what I was doing and my answer was "Nothing", so I changed it to "A jigsaw puzzle".

Hee. That's excellent.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 22, 2005 11:05:31 am PDT #8003 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Raq, in bitches, cause it made me laugh and larf:

Mallory is ready for books, finally. We've been trying to get him interested in sitting on our laps while we read to him, but he wasn't having any. Now he's into turning pages, though, so I went online to find a couple board books for him.

Me: Should I get him "Pat the Bunny?"
Robert: What's that? Some sort of gender-neutral sex ed book?
Me: (laughs and laughs)
Robert: Well?
Me: Would it help if I said it was a touch-and-feel book for babies?
Robert: This is part of the liberal media's gay agenda, isn't it?


Fay - Aug 22, 2005 12:27:38 pm PDT #8004 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

In Literary, a discussion of children's literature takes in Help, Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed; It's Only a Plant; King & King and No, George, No!

Polter-Cow: Check Strega's link, Frank. It's about marijuana. Though it supposedly talks about the effects, dangers, and benefits of this simple plant. Damn. I miss the days when there was one fish and two fish and red fish and blue fish.

ita: I know. It's very sad that they've been removed from the market.

Betsy HP: It turned out the blue fish were practicing autoerotic asphyxiation.

Raq: And the red fish were Commies, which is what liberals want to make everybody.

Betsy HP: The two fish? Gay, gay, gay.