Jesse ... left to my own devices, I will eat 90% carbs. And 10% cheese.
We knocked 'em deader!
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2005 6:06:17 pm PDT #7981 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DXMachina - Aug 17, 2005 8:59:05 pm PDT #7982 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Raq, in Natter:
Speaking of, I just had one of these shouting matches with my landlord. Someone has been putting meat out for the Feral Cat Clan (FCC) in the front walkway. Meat chunks, like from the butcher. So not only are there big ugly bones everywhere and begging cats constantly underfood, the grease from the meat soaked into the marble walk and steps, making them extra slippery (and it doesn't come out of marble).
The landlord accused me of putting the food out, so we got into it. We started in German, as usual, but then I discovered I'm losing my German in favor of Greek, so it went something like:
"Ich gab den Katzen τίποτα...shit!"
"Δεν habe στις γάτες τίποτα gegeben...shit!"
"Ich έδωσα στις Katzen nichts gegeben...shit!"
"IT WASN'T ME!!!"
Gus - Aug 18, 2005 2:22:38 am PDT #7983 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
whoops.
Lyra Jane - Aug 18, 2005 4:23:12 am PDT #7984 of 10000
Up with the sun
Nattery goodness:
Cashmere: Has anyone seen the kitten huffing?
Frankenbuddha: Well, that was...interesting?
Fay: Now if someone says they're looking for a little pussy, I'll know that they aren't just being crude.
(Edited for attribution. Thanks, Nilly.)
Nilly - Aug 18, 2005 4:31:32 am PDT #7985 of 10000
Swouncing
Lyra, the Unknown Buffista was Cashmere.
Jessica - Aug 18, 2005 6:53:47 am PDT #7986 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Raq, in Movies:
Demarche, Demarche the Ides of March,
The Underground bombing delayed
I can think of no reason
The release changes season
Unless studio execs lack the starch
JenP - Aug 18, 2005 9:38:42 am PDT #7987 of 10000
In Lightbulbs:
DebetEsse: How do we keep these people far, far away from here?
Fred Pete: Just be ourselves.
DebetEsse: Oh. Yes. Right.
Cass - Aug 18, 2005 10:43:36 am PDT #7988 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
B'cracy
Laura: Absentee voting makes sense.
JenP: Says the woman from Florida.
(oh, come on... someone was gonna go there)
§ ita § - Aug 18, 2005 11:15:11 am PDT #7989 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's not that it made me laugh -- I just like how it reads. -t in Natter:
Reality is slowly unpixillating.
Steph L. - Aug 19, 2005 3:01:05 am PDT #7990 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter:
Raq: We need to change our language habits, I suppose. For "shit" we tend to say "fuck." For "fuck" we say "fuck fuckity fucking motherfucker," and for "motherfucker" we say "slimy cuntmuscle."
Robert read a bit of the Dr. James Dobson book on child-rearing we got as a gift to me: "Is your conversation respectful and soothing? Or does your household sound like an army barracks? You must speak in calm tones around your child." To which I responded "Dobson can suck my throbbing cock."
aurelia: But did you say it in soothing tones?