erikaj on the etiquette of the suicide note:
And my parents are divorced...should there be two versions, or what?
Cordelia: You're him. You're Angel's son. Connor: It's not like I got to choose.
'Hell Bound'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Volans - Aug 17, 2005 9:20:25 am PDT #7978 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Topic!Cindy - Aug 17, 2005 9:54:06 am PDT #7979 of 10000
What is even happening?
Raq: I was going to load up on fruits and veggies anyway, and start stewing/straining/freezing [baby food] for [the baby] while the produce is still good.
Aimée: Got yer ice trays ready?
Raq: Indeed I do. The supermarket was having a sale on them, so I bought a bunch (in baby colors!).
Then my housekeeper washed them and wanted to fill them with ice, and I confused her by trying to explain it, so that today I had the Lord God King Mother of all First-World Problems: I couldn't find where my maid had put the ice cube trays.
Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2005 5:17:46 pm PDT #7980 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dana: Workers on another floor of the building are welding. The smoke is triggering the fire alarm.
It's going to be a long day.
Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2005 6:06:17 pm PDT #7981 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse ... left to my own devices, I will eat 90% carbs. And 10% cheese.
DXMachina - Aug 17, 2005 8:59:05 pm PDT #7982 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Raq, in Natter:
Speaking of, I just had one of these shouting matches with my landlord. Someone has been putting meat out for the Feral Cat Clan (FCC) in the front walkway. Meat chunks, like from the butcher. So not only are there big ugly bones everywhere and begging cats constantly underfood, the grease from the meat soaked into the marble walk and steps, making them extra slippery (and it doesn't come out of marble).
The landlord accused me of putting the food out, so we got into it. We started in German, as usual, but then I discovered I'm losing my German in favor of Greek, so it went something like:
"Ich gab den Katzen τίποτα...shit!"
"Δεν habe στις γάτες τίποτα gegeben...shit!"
"Ich έδωσα στις Katzen nichts gegeben...shit!"
"IT WASN'T ME!!!"
Gus - Aug 18, 2005 2:22:38 am PDT #7983 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
whoops.
Lyra Jane - Aug 18, 2005 4:23:12 am PDT #7984 of 10000
Up with the sun
Nattery goodness:
Cashmere: Has anyone seen the kitten huffing?
Frankenbuddha: Well, that was...interesting?
Fay: Now if someone says they're looking for a little pussy, I'll know that they aren't just being crude.
(Edited for attribution. Thanks, Nilly.)
Nilly - Aug 18, 2005 4:31:32 am PDT #7985 of 10000
Swouncing
Lyra, the Unknown Buffista was Cashmere.
Jessica - Aug 18, 2005 6:53:47 am PDT #7986 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Raq, in Movies:
Demarche, Demarche the Ides of March,
The Underground bombing delayed
I can think of no reason
The release changes season
Unless studio execs lack the starch
JenP - Aug 18, 2005 9:38:42 am PDT #7987 of 10000
In Lightbulbs:
DebetEsse: How do we keep these people far, far away from here?
Fred Pete: Just be ourselves.
DebetEsse: Oh. Yes. Right.