Ummm, apples and onions... t /Homer
With a side order of ewwww...
Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DXMachina - Aug 11, 2005 4:59:05 pm PDT #7959 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Betsy HP - Aug 11, 2005 7:29:40 pm PDT #7960 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Panko for me, please.
Fred Pete - Aug 12, 2005 3:43:12 am PDT #7961 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Even Bureaucracy can be COMMable:
Jesse: I would describe it as an informal social club.
Daniel C. Jensen: Clothing optional.
DCJensen - Aug 12, 2005 5:50:35 am PDT #7962 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Even Bureaucracy can be COMMable:
Jesse: I would describe it as an informal social club.
Daniel C. Jensen: Clothing optional.
We probaly should note the referent, sarameg asked:
What's the board "organization"? Non-profit? For-profit? Just a bunch of yokels?
Ginger - Aug 12, 2005 1:02:18 pm PDT #7963 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Erika in Bitches:
I think the end of the world may be upon us. I just read poems by somebody who calls himself a professional optimist and they didn't make me gag. Maybe I should write him back and say "amateur pessimist". I've thought about going pro, but my knees are fucked up.
tiggy - Aug 12, 2005 3:24:28 pm PDT #7964 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
in Minearverse:
Cindy: I love you, Matt.
Narrator: Which means that Tim will totally try to kill you in his next series.
Cindy: I love you, Narrator.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 12, 2005 3:37:02 pm PDT #7965 of 10000
What is even happening?
Bronzer love is a sick love, isn't it? I love you, tiggy.
tiggy - Aug 12, 2005 3:40:28 pm PDT #7966 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
- snerk* get away from me, devil woman!
Cass - Aug 13, 2005 8:40:16 am PDT #7967 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Natter, on shark vs. octopus
Steph: I think this proves the old adage "Do not fuck with the cephalopod, for yea, verily, they will fuck your shit up."
Trudy Booth - Aug 13, 2005 9:40:14 am PDT #7968 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Emily: Because in the wild, you see, everything is gay. Cavemen? Gay. Ancient Egyptians? Please. Honestly, everyone up until the birth of Christ -- gay, because no Christian family values! Oh, maybe the girls weren't gay (due to the immense drawing power of the penis), but let's be honest here, who cares?