Buffy! If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already.

Glory ,'Potential'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2005 6:50:57 am PDT #7892 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Deb in F2F:

I love Paris with the kind of love most people seem to reserve for hobbits


Frankenbuddha - Jul 27, 2005 9:52:01 am PDT #7893 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From natter, -t with the set up:

Does MA have anti beard laws on the books?

and DX with the follow-through:

I think they became moot once gay marriage passed.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 27, 2005 4:46:59 pm PDT #7894 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Serial comm (as opposed to comma), but Aimee spoiling HP 7 (not really) in LITERARY:

Harry defeats Voldemort with a BlastEnded Skrewt that has been given lots of cheap beer and chili cheese fries.


Anne W. - Jul 27, 2005 4:48:28 pm PDT #7895 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Non-spoilery speculation about the final Harry Potter book, over in Literary

DebetEsse: I'm trying to figure out how the magical creatures fit into it, in the big, final battle. Because they have to, right?

Aimée: Harry defeats Voldemort with a BlastEnded Skrewt that has been given lots of cheap beer and chili cheese fries.

Edit: Damn! x-posty while I was formatting.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 28, 2005 5:26:59 am PDT #7896 of 10000
What is even happening?

Raq: My day started out good, but that was only because I didn't have all the information yet.


-t - Jul 28, 2005 5:37:21 am PDT #7897 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

shrift sums up in Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.

First thing this morning, I got stuck behind a semi filled to the brim with liquid shit. It took a few more hours to realize that this would be today's theme.


Steph L. - Jul 28, 2005 7:57:11 am PDT #7898 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Context? What context? In Natter:

tommyrot: The sheep may be thinking, "Asshole is cutting my fur off! But OTOH, at least he's not fucking me."


Calli - Jul 28, 2005 8:45:42 am PDT #7899 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Bitches:

-t: You know, I caught myself thinking the other day about that thing addicts are supposed to say - it's not to get high, this just gets me back to normal. And how good it would be to have something that got me to normal.

As I have my second cup of coffee today it occurs to me that maybe it's coffee and I am just not upping the dosage enough.

And then I think that this is not exactly a healthy way to be thinking.

Steph L: Pfft. I am unashamed of my coffee addiction. I mean, it could be so much worse -- at least it's not heroin.

tommyrot: Yeah. I don't feel so bad about my heroin addiction - at least it's not crack.

Raq: I don't feel so bad about my crack addiction - at least it's not NASCAR fanfic.


Lyra Jane - Jul 28, 2005 8:54:33 am PDT #7900 of 10000
Up with the sun

joe boucher in Natter, whitefonted for squick:

If the... ahem, incident, had taken place in PA would Rick Santorum be talking about it as a campaign issue. "See! This is where liberalism leads! Homosexuality, man on man, man on dog, man on horse..." That's "horse on man," Senator. "Whatever. I'm for a culture of life, virtue, love of God, country, and capitalism. What do Democrats support? Horsefucking." Would his campaign manager tell him to drop it? "Rick, our polls show that pretty much everybody supports your stand on horsefucking. They also show that pretty much no one - pro, con, and neutral - wants to think about it. And every time you mention it that's all they can think about for, oh, for much too long. They just don't like it. It's hurting your numbers."


JenP - Jul 28, 2005 9:13:58 am PDT #7901 of 10000

Natter:

ita: Porn star -- you so rarely hear "porn actor" -- seems like stars are a dime a dozen. Why's that?

bon bon: Who acts in porn? There's your answer, right there.