joe boucher in Natter, whitefonted for squick:

If the... ahem, incident, had taken place in PA would Rick Santorum be talking about it as a campaign issue. "See! This is where liberalism leads! Homosexuality, man on man, man on dog, man on horse..." That's "horse on man," Senator. "Whatever. I'm for a culture of life, virtue, love of God, country, and capitalism. What do Democrats support? Horsefucking." Would his campaign manager tell him to drop it? "Rick, our polls show that pretty much everybody supports your stand on horsefucking. They also show that pretty much no one - pro, con, and neutral - wants to think about it. And every time you mention it that's all they can think about for, oh, for much too long. They just don't like it. It's hurting your numbers."

Natter:

ita: Porn star -- you so rarely hear "porn actor" -- seems like stars are a dime a dozen. Why's that?

bon bon: Who acts in porn? There's your answer, right there.

Discussing politics in Natter:

Frankenbuddha: Rick Santorum - still more nauseating than bestiality.

amych: It's like a campaign slogan, only true!

In Bitches:

tommyrot:

I think the average American has about $8,000 in credit card debt.

JZ:

I'm so above average it makes me want to cry.

Matt the Bruins Fan in Minearverse spoilery for The Inside

I want to see footage of William Mapother wearing the 900 lb cannibal suit to a family gathering. Where he might still be the most normal person there.

Cass in Natter:

AAA has a wineries map?

I give them money, they need to give me that map.

edit: Three As, not two. AA passing out winery maps would be wrong.

Family life, Buffista style, from Natter:

Topic!Cindy: shrift has a brother?

DXMachina: Only since season five.

Topic!Cindy: Did the monks make him from her, or did was she expelled from a hell dimension and trapped inside him, able only to bust loose at certain times, because of ::jazz hands jazz hands:: which allowed her to seek the key, make it bleed, and open the dimensions between worlds?

Msbelle is making me laugh in Natter:

are you suggesting that I am a furry? cause I'd hate for you to go from favorite to blocked in one post.

And again:

I am SO getting raptured before you.

msbelle harshing on the cowgirl in Natter:

Jesse: Am poor student. Must not plan trips.

msbelle: look into a refund for your English classes.

Actually, you know what, that ENTIRE CONVERSATION made me laugh so hard I practically swallowed my own uvula, so I'm COMMing a good sizeable chunk of it right now, so there:

ita: I'm buying a cuddle lounge.

msbelle: good, I need an excuse to get to LA again. cuddling with you will be it, pencil me in, invite friends.

DX: Don't forget the pink bunny suits. Because that would be the cutest.

msbelle: are you suggesting that I am a furry? cause I'd hate for you to go from favorite to blocked in one post.

Kat: how is DX the favorite?!

am heartbroken. will go cry in my chocolate cake now.

msbelle: oh honey, that is so cute that you thought you were the favorite. let me mark that post to smile at.

Perkins: You know what? People in my office really need to learn that 5:57 on Friday is NOT the fucking right time to call with an hour and a half long project.

Kat: pthptt. That's it. msbelle's OFF THE LIST.

When you wake up and we're all gone, you'll know why.

msbelle: cause you had to go to the grocery store?

I am SO getting raptured before you.

DX: I was not suggesting sexual activity while in bunny suits, just that ita always looks especially cute when she wears hers.

msbelle: whew, I was worried.

ita: I've heard those suits are quite pricey, and you wouldn't want to do much more than cuddle in them, otherwise they might get messed up.

FOR THE RECORD, I DIDN'T BRING THIS UP, MSBELLE. YOU DID.

msbelle: such a cutiedhead.

Robin: I had chocolate cake last night AIWFG! Kat--that is my new favorite cake of all time. Thought you kight like to know that, if you were going to be, you know, buying cake any time soon...

msbelle: is someone having a birthday? HUH.

ita: What possible circumstances could there possibly be coming up with Robin and cake?

Damn! I forgot to use the word "spooge" in #4208!

msbelle: ita, no one likes the potty mouth.

ita: Allyson gets away with it!

msbelle: oh, Allyson is way cuter than you, that's why.

Perkins: So no one is going to empathize with me that I had to stay until 7:30, after having not enough to do all day?

msbelle: I was at work until 8 the past two nights and I returned from a 3 day 2 city trip teh day before.

IOW, I win.

Kat: t ignoring msbelle because she's dead to me now

Okay. I"ll remember special Parisian cake for special lady's birthday.

ETA: poor perkins. But you get to travel soon.

ita: Spooge.

Spooge and goolies.

Goolie goolie goolie.

So there.

msbelle: It's only a flesh wound.

Robin: :: dancing special pre-cake dance::

Kat: I'll even have them put pretty writing on it for you, Robin.

t muttering EAT IT at msbelle

Perkins:

I was at work until 8 the past two nights and I returned from a 3 day 2 city trip teh day before.

IOW, I win

Yeah, but I'm not a furry.

msbelle: it's amazing anyone even speaks to you.

eta: wow, look how well taht applies to ita, Kat, & Perkins.

Kat: t ô

billytea: Spooge and goolies, spooge and goolies
Go together like ropes and pulleys...