Discussing politics in Natter:
Frankenbuddha: Rick Santorum - still more nauseating than bestiality.
amych: It's like a campaign slogan, only true!
I couldn't believe it the first twenty times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.
Riley ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fred Pete - Jul 28, 2005 10:05:43 am PDT #7902 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
libkitty - Jul 28, 2005 11:30:34 am PDT #7903 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
In Bitches:
tommyrot:
I think the average American has about $8,000 in credit card debt.
JZ:
I'm so above average it makes me want to cry.
P.M. Marc - Jul 29, 2005 1:36:41 am PDT #7904 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Matt the Bruins Fan in Minearverse spoilery for The Inside
I want to see footage of William Mapother wearing the 900 lb cannibal suit to a family gathering. Where he might still be the most normal person there.
Ginger - Jul 29, 2005 3:37:26 am PDT #7905 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Cass in Natter:
AAA has a wineries map?
I give them money, they need to give me that map.
edit: Three As, not two. AA passing out winery maps would be wrong.
Fred Pete - Jul 29, 2005 6:51:41 am PDT #7906 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Family life, Buffista style, from Natter:
Topic!Cindy: shrift has a brother?
DXMachina: Only since season five.
Topic!Cindy: Did the monks make him from her, or did was she expelled from a hell dimension and trapped inside him, able only to bust loose at certain times, because of ::jazz hands jazz hands:: which allowed her to seek the key, make it bleed, and open the dimensions between worlds?
billytea - Jul 29, 2005 6:44:19 pm PDT #7907 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Msbelle is making me laugh in Natter:
are you suggesting that I am a furry? cause I'd hate for you to go from favorite to blocked in one post.
And again:
I am SO getting raptured before you.
lori - Jul 29, 2005 9:27:02 pm PDT #7908 of 10000
msbelle harshing on the cowgirl in Natter:
Jesse: Am poor student. Must not plan trips.
msbelle: look into a refund for your English classes.
JZ - Jul 30, 2005 6:52:31 am PDT #7909 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Actually, you know what, that ENTIRE CONVERSATION made me laugh so hard I practically swallowed my own uvula, so I'm COMMing a good sizeable chunk of it right now, so there:
ita: I'm buying a cuddle lounge.
msbelle: good, I need an excuse to get to LA again. cuddling with you will be it, pencil me in, invite friends.
DX: Don't forget the pink bunny suits. Because that would be the cutest.
msbelle: are you suggesting that I am a furry? cause I'd hate for you to go from favorite to blocked in one post.
Kat: how is DX the favorite?!
am heartbroken. will go cry in my chocolate cake now.
msbelle: oh honey, that is so cute that you thought you were the favorite. let me mark that post to smile at.
Perkins: You know what? People in my office really need to learn that 5:57 on Friday is NOT the fucking right time to call with an hour and a half long project.
Kat: pthptt. That's it. msbelle's OFF THE LIST.
When you wake up and we're all gone, you'll know why.
msbelle: cause you had to go to the grocery store?
I am SO getting raptured before you.
DX: I was not suggesting sexual activity while in bunny suits, just that ita always looks especially cute when she wears hers.
msbelle: whew, I was worried.
ita: I've heard those suits are quite pricey, and you wouldn't want to do much more than cuddle in them, otherwise they might get messed up.
FOR THE RECORD, I DIDN'T BRING THIS UP, MSBELLE. YOU DID.
msbelle: such a cutiedhead.
Robin: I had chocolate cake last night AIWFG! Kat--that is my new favorite cake of all time. Thought you kight like to know that, if you were going to be, you know, buying cake any time soon...
msbelle: is someone having a birthday? HUH.
ita: What possible circumstances could there possibly be coming up with Robin and cake?
Damn! I forgot to use the word "spooge" in #4208!
msbelle: ita, no one likes the potty mouth.
ita: Allyson gets away with it!
msbelle: oh, Allyson is way cuter than you, that's why.
Perkins: So no one is going to empathize with me that I had to stay until 7:30, after having not enough to do all day?
msbelle: I was at work until 8 the past two nights and I returned from a 3 day 2 city trip teh day before.
IOW, I win.
Kat: t ignoring msbelle because she's dead to me now
Okay. I"ll remember special Parisian cake for special lady's birthday.
ETA: poor perkins. But you get to travel soon.
ita: Spooge.
Spooge and goolies.
Goolie goolie goolie.
So there.
msbelle: It's only a flesh wound.
Robin: :: dancing special pre-cake dance::
Kat: I'll even have them put pretty writing on it for you, Robin.
t muttering EAT IT at msbelle
Perkins:
I was at work until 8 the past two nights and I returned from a 3 day 2 city trip teh day before.
IOW, I win
Yeah, but I'm not a furry.
msbelle: it's amazing anyone even speaks to you.
eta: wow, look how well taht applies to ita, Kat, & Perkins.
Kat: t รด
billytea:
Spooge and goolies, spooge and goolies
Go together like ropes and pulleys...
Cass - Jul 31, 2005 10:00:18 pm PDT #7910 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nattering
Raq: I like to think my LifeGem would zap proselytizers and Republicans, but I'd probably just zap people who own Glitter on DVD.
Trudy Booth - Aug 01, 2005 4:12:08 am PDT #7911 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: I took half an Ambien a while ago and instead of putting me to sleep like it does 19 out of 20 times, it made me just not care. I am quite relaxed and reading badfic instead. And I don't care. Perhaps I will eventually fall asleep from the ennui.