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Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Calli - Jul 28, 2005 8:45:42 am PDT #7899 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Bitches:

-t: You know, I caught myself thinking the other day about that thing addicts are supposed to say - it's not to get high, this just gets me back to normal. And how good it would be to have something that got me to normal.

As I have my second cup of coffee today it occurs to me that maybe it's coffee and I am just not upping the dosage enough.

And then I think that this is not exactly a healthy way to be thinking.

Steph L: Pfft. I am unashamed of my coffee addiction. I mean, it could be so much worse -- at least it's not heroin.

tommyrot: Yeah. I don't feel so bad about my heroin addiction - at least it's not crack.

Raq: I don't feel so bad about my crack addiction - at least it's not NASCAR fanfic.

Lyra Jane - Jul 28, 2005 8:54:33 am PDT #7900 of 10000

Up with the sun

joe boucher in Natter, whitefonted for squick:

If the... ahem, incident, had taken place in PA would Rick Santorum be talking about it as a campaign issue. "See! This is where liberalism leads! Homosexuality, man on man, man on dog, man on horse..." That's "horse on man," Senator. "Whatever. I'm for a culture of life, virtue, love of God, country, and capitalism. What do Democrats support? Horsefucking." Would his campaign manager tell him to drop it? "Rick, our polls show that pretty much everybody supports your stand on horsefucking. They also show that pretty much no one - pro, con, and neutral - wants to think about it. And every time you mention it that's all they can think about for, oh, for much too long. They just don't like it. It's hurting your numbers."

JenP - Jul 28, 2005 9:13:58 am PDT #7901 of 10000

Natter:

ita: Porn star -- you so rarely hear "porn actor" -- seems like stars are a dime a dozen. Why's that?

bon bon: Who acts in porn? There's your answer, right there.

Fred Pete - Jul 28, 2005 10:05:43 am PDT #7902 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Discussing politics in Natter:

Frankenbuddha: Rick Santorum - still more nauseating than bestiality.

amych: It's like a campaign slogan, only true!

libkitty - Jul 28, 2005 11:30:34 am PDT #7903 of 10000

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

In Bitches:

tommyrot:

I think the average American has about $8,000 in credit card debt.

JZ:

I'm so above average it makes me want to cry.

P.M. Marc - Jul 29, 2005 1:36:41 am PDT #7904 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Matt the Bruins Fan in Minearverse spoilery for The Inside

I want to see footage of William Mapother wearing the 900 lb cannibal suit to a family gathering. Where he might still be the most normal person there.

Ginger - Jul 29, 2005 3:37:26 am PDT #7905 of 10000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Cass in Natter:

AAA has a wineries map?

I give them money, they need to give me that map.

edit: Three As, not two. AA passing out winery maps would be wrong.

Fred Pete - Jul 29, 2005 6:51:41 am PDT #7906 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Family life, Buffista style, from Natter:

Topic!Cindy: shrift has a brother?

DXMachina: Only since season five.

Topic!Cindy: Did the monks make him from her, or did was she expelled from a hell dimension and trapped inside him, able only to bust loose at certain times, because of ::jazz hands jazz hands:: which allowed her to seek the key, make it bleed, and open the dimensions between worlds?

billytea - Jul 29, 2005 6:44:19 pm PDT #7907 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Msbelle is making me laugh in Natter:

are you suggesting that I am a furry? cause I'd hate for you to go from favorite to blocked in one post.

And again:

I am SO getting raptured before you.

lori - Jul 29, 2005 9:27:02 pm PDT #7908 of 10000

msbelle harshing on the cowgirl in Natter:

Jesse: Am poor student. Must not plan trips.

msbelle: look into a refund for your English classes.

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