'Time Bomb'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Non-spoilery speculation about the final Harry Potter book, over in Literary
DebetEsse: I'm trying to figure out how the magical creatures fit into it, in the big, final battle. Because they have to, right?
Aimée: Harry defeats Voldemort with a BlastEnded Skrewt that has been given lots of cheap beer and chili cheese fries.
Edit: Damn! x-posty while I was formatting.
Raq: My day started out good, but that was only because I didn't have all the information yet.
shrift sums up in Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
First thing this morning, I got stuck behind a semi filled to the brim with liquid shit. It took a few more hours to realize that this would be today's theme.
Context? What context? In Natter:
tommyrot: The sheep may be thinking, "Asshole is cutting my fur off! But OTOH, at least he's not fucking me."
From Bitches:
-t: You know, I caught myself thinking the other day about that thing addicts are supposed to say - it's not to get high, this just gets me back to normal. And how good it would be to have something that got me to normal.
As I have my second cup of coffee today it occurs to me that maybe it's coffee and I am just not upping the dosage enough.
And then I think that this is not exactly a healthy way to be thinking.
Steph L: Pfft. I am unashamed of my coffee addiction. I mean, it could be so much worse -- at least it's not heroin.
tommyrot: Yeah. I don't feel so bad about my heroin addiction - at least it's not crack.
Raq: I don't feel so bad about my crack addiction - at least it's not NASCAR fanfic.
joe boucher in Natter, whitefonted for squick:
If the... ahem, incident, had taken place in PA would Rick Santorum be talking about it as a campaign issue. "See! This is where liberalism leads! Homosexuality, man on man, man on dog, man on horse..." That's "horse on man," Senator. "Whatever. I'm for a culture of life, virtue, love of God, country, and capitalism. What do Democrats support? Horsefucking." Would his campaign manager tell him to drop it? "Rick, our polls show that pretty much everybody supports your stand on horsefucking. They also show that pretty much no one - pro, con, and neutral - wants to think about it. And every time you mention it that's all they can think about for, oh, for much too long. They just don't like it. It's hurting your numbers."
Natter:
ita: Porn star -- you so rarely hear "porn actor" -- seems like stars are a dime a dozen. Why's that?
bon bon: Who acts in porn? There's your answer, right there.
Discussing politics in Natter:
Frankenbuddha: Rick Santorum - still more nauseating than bestiality.
amych: It's like a campaign slogan, only true!
In Bitches:
tommyrot:
I think the average American has about $8,000 in credit card debt.
JZ:
I'm so above average it makes me want to cry.
Matt the Bruins Fan in Minearverse spoilery for The Inside
I want to see footage of William Mapother wearing the 900 lb cannibal suit to a family gathering. Where he might still be the most normal person there.