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Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2005 10:27:59 am PDT #7743 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

joe boucher comments on the Buffistas' take on the herd-think of TWoP with regards to the "gore for gore's sake" criticism of The Inside :

This thread is like Annie Hall come to life.

TWoP Guy: Gore for gore's sake blah blah. Minear did better work on Angel... and I didn't like that either. Firefly was blah blah blah.
Alvy Buffista: What do you do when you get stuck in a thread with a guy like this? You don't know anything about Tim Minear's work
TWoP Guy: Really? Really? I happen to recap shows for Television Without Pity, so I think that my insights into Mr. Minear, well, have a great deal of validity.
Alvy Buffista: Oh, that's funny, because I happen to have Mr. Minear right here. Come over here for a second? Tell him.
Tim Minear: I heard what you were saying. You, you know nothing of my work. How you ever got to recap anything is totally amazing.

erinaceous - Jun 16, 2005 10:37:09 am PDT #7744 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Did that really, truly happen? I SO need a link. Please? Oh please?

Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2005 10:41:05 am PDT #7745 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

joe boucher "The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress" Jun 16, 2005 12:21:39 pm PDT

The person being quoted is Tim.

Jesse - Jun 16, 2005 11:02:16 am PDT #7746 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter...

Gloomcookie:

grave robber

I'm worried for myself: I totally read this as rubber Grover (as in Sesame Street).

tommyrot:

::goes to a scary visual place::

sarameg:

NEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRR

boingboingboing

faaaaaaaaaarrrrr

boingboingboing

NEEEEEAAAAARRRR...

Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 16, 2005 11:07:57 am PDT #7747 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In We're Literary:

erikaj: Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.

msbelle - Jun 16, 2005 7:05:05 pm PDT #7748 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

In Minearverse:

askye:

A couple months ago I was flipping through the channels and lighted on Discovery Health. It looked interesting, trauma in the ER. There's this guy on the exam table, obviously in pain and shock, he's moaning, there's blood and medical professionals all around. They say something about an accident, and the doctors are talking. And then one hands the other the guy's severed foot.

I almost threw up on the cat.

They were probably going to try and re attach it or something, I don't know, I couldn't watch anymore.

That's my bench mark for gross now. So far The Inside has not topped the severed foot and I don't think it will.

Jesse - Jun 17, 2005 3:31:37 am PDT #7749 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Minearverse:

Tim Minear:

Just 'cause you got chains doesn't mean it's S&M. Might just be snow tires, fer crissakes.

Fred Pete - Jun 17, 2005 9:45:30 am PDT #7750 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

shrift, in Natter:

I'm having the kind of day where I'm, like, "Dude, where's my safe word?"

lori - Jun 17, 2005 10:24:24 am PDT #7751 of 10000

Jesse in Natter:

I am now reminded of my 5th grade teacher telling us she had good news and bad news -- the good news was she was getting married, the bad news was it was to the principal. I swear to god that's how I remember it.

Glamcookie - Jun 17, 2005 10:24:32 am PDT #7752 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Bitches:

tommyrot: How is a yoga sports bra different from other sports bras?

connie neil: It can stand on its head?

EpicTangent: As you unhook it to take it off, you hear a very quiet "namaste"?

Aimee: Downward facing boobies?

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