Did that really, truly happen? I SO need a link. Please? Oh please?
'Hell Bound'
Coffee On My Monitor
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joe boucher "The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress" Jun 16, 2005 12:21:39 pm PDT
The person being quoted is Tim.
In Natter...
Gloomcookie:
grave robber
I'm worried for myself: I totally read this as rubber Grover (as in Sesame Street).
tommyrot:
::goes to a scary visual place::
sarameg:
NEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRR
boingboingboing
faaaaaaaaaarrrrr
boingboingboing
NEEEEEAAAAARRRR...
In We're Literary:
erikaj: Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
In Minearverse:
askye:
A couple months ago I was flipping through the channels and lighted on Discovery Health. It looked interesting, trauma in the ER. There's this guy on the exam table, obviously in pain and shock, he's moaning, there's blood and medical professionals all around. They say something about an accident, and the doctors are talking. And then one hands the other the guy's severed foot.
I almost threw up on the cat.
They were probably going to try and re attach it or something, I don't know, I couldn't watch anymore.
That's my bench mark for gross now. So far The Inside has not topped the severed foot and I don't think it will.
In Minearverse:
Tim Minear:
Just 'cause you got chains doesn't mean it's S&M. Might just be snow tires, fer crissakes.
shrift, in Natter:
I'm having the kind of day where I'm, like, "Dude, where's my safe word?"
Jesse in Natter:
I am now reminded of my 5th grade teacher telling us she had good news and bad news -- the good news was she was getting married, the bad news was it was to the principal. I swear to god that's how I remember it.
Bitches:
tommyrot: How is a yoga sports bra different from other sports bras?
connie neil: It can stand on its head?
EpicTangent: As you unhook it to take it off, you hear a very quiet "namaste"?
Aimee: Downward facing boobies?
ita, in Buffy:
OUTCRY!!!
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