Bitches:
tommyrot: How is a yoga sports bra different from other sports bras?
connie neil: It can stand on its head?
EpicTangent: As you unhook it to take it off, you hear a very quiet "namaste"?
Aimee: Downward facing boobies?
Willow: Yes. Hi. You must be Angel's handsome, yet androgynous, son. Connor: It's Connor. Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?
'A Hole in the World'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Glamcookie - Jun 17, 2005 10:24:32 am PDT #7752 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
juliana - Jun 17, 2005 11:14:13 am PDT #7753 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
ita, in Buffy:
OUTCRY!!!
This was a test of the Emergency Outcry System. If this had been an actual outcry, you would have been alerted about where to turn for the ensuing kerfuffle. This concludes the test of the Emergency Outcry System.
Steph L. - Jun 17, 2005 1:45:37 pm PDT #7754 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Firefly --
Matt: YOU PEOPLE are to blame for every rental car I've ever driven handling like Jethro's truck from The Beverly Hillbillies!
msbelle - Jun 17, 2005 5:58:17 pm PDT #7755 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita in Natter talking Batman:
We can start again from the beginning. What about the bit where he did the thing? And the way he looked when was doing the other thing?
SailAweigh - Jun 18, 2005 3:26:13 pm PDT #7756 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Daniel C. Jensen in Bitches:
Basically he's three steps and an education from writing a manifesto.
Pix - Jun 19, 2005 4:31:20 am PDT #7757 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
billytea: Happy birthday Plei!
DXMachina: Happy Birthday, Plei!
Stephanie: Happy Birthday, Plei!!
Sophia Brooks: Happy Birthday Plei!!!
Sue: Happy Birthday Plei!!!
billytea: Send in the clones...
DXMachina: There ought to be clones...
Aims - Jun 20, 2005 12:30:39 pm PDT #7758 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Kristin in Bitches:
filk to the tune of "Darlin' Clementine"
Too much grading, too much grading,
Too much graaaaading, do I see,
Research papers that give me vapors,
And these exams are scaring me.
If I focus, if I focus,
if I fooooocus, it may be
that this grading will start fading
and be replaced by the tropical sea.
Oh why is it, oh why is it,
Oy why iiiiiiiis it, that these guys
Can't form a thesis that's not specious
Or at least not hard on the eyes?
If I finish, If I finish,
If I fiiiiiinish these today
I'll be woozy and likely boozey
No matter what those school rules say.
thus ends the procrastination of the moment
Ailleann - Jun 21, 2005 3:58:27 am PDT #7759 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
In Buffy&Angel :
Perkins: I'm watching School Hard.
I miss Spike.
Cass: I'm looking at linoleum.
I miss Spike, too.
Calli - Jun 21, 2005 9:07:18 am PDT #7760 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From Natter
Emily:
My cat doesn't like tuna.
You know, I'm having some doubts as to this even being a cat. I'm starting to think "alien observer".
Cashmere:
could just be worried about mercury levels.
-t:
Is it dolphin-free?
Maybe he misses the piquant hint of dolphin.
tommyrot:
Years ago I read an article on the cat food industry industrial complex. Do you know what food cats prefer above all others? Cooked salmon.
Which is kinda weird, as before cats started hanging with us humans there probably wasn't much cooked salmon to be found, but there ya' go....
ita:
But now there is ... suspicious, isn't it?
I can hear the discussions now ("Fuck -- they've had fire forever! What's taking them so long?" "WHAT'S WITH THE COD??? DID I TELL YOU TO COOK COD???")
deborah grabien - Jun 22, 2005 8:33:44 am PDT #7761 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Where creative writing and acoustical engineering meet, in new and disturbing ways. A multi-party exchange from Great Write:
Erin - I'll give you feedback! I have feedback coming out of my bottom!
Steph L. - I think you can get a prescription to help with that.
connie neil - Moving the microphone away from the speaker should help, too.
Erin - BWAH! Getting some disturbing, yet funny, visuals to go with that...
deborah grabien - You move your Shure mic in, you move your Shure mic out, you move your Shure mic in, and you crank the feedback out...Yes. Definitely disturbing.
NoiseDesign - Would now be a good time to point out that in the industry a wireless transmitter plugged onto the bottom of a regular microphone, like a Shure SM57, is called a butt plug?