In We're Literary:
erikaj: Sweetie, it's LKH. If she stopped sucking, she'd have to get a job.
No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.
Riley ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 16, 2005 11:07:57 am PDT #7747 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
msbelle - Jun 16, 2005 7:05:05 pm PDT #7748 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
In Minearverse:
askye:
A couple months ago I was flipping through the channels and lighted on Discovery Health. It looked interesting, trauma in the ER. There's this guy on the exam table, obviously in pain and shock, he's moaning, there's blood and medical professionals all around. They say something about an accident, and the doctors are talking. And then one hands the other the guy's severed foot.
I almost threw up on the cat.
They were probably going to try and re attach it or something, I don't know, I couldn't watch anymore.
That's my bench mark for gross now. So far The Inside has not topped the severed foot and I don't think it will.
Jesse - Jun 17, 2005 3:31:37 am PDT #7749 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Minearverse:
Tim Minear:
Just 'cause you got chains doesn't mean it's S&M. Might just be snow tires, fer crissakes.
Fred Pete - Jun 17, 2005 9:45:30 am PDT #7750 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
shrift, in Natter:
I'm having the kind of day where I'm, like, "Dude, where's my safe word?"
lori - Jun 17, 2005 10:24:24 am PDT #7751 of 10000
Jesse in Natter:
I am now reminded of my 5th grade teacher telling us she had good news and bad news -- the good news was she was getting married, the bad news was it was to the principal. I swear to god that's how I remember it.
Glamcookie - Jun 17, 2005 10:24:32 am PDT #7752 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Bitches:
tommyrot: How is a yoga sports bra different from other sports bras?
connie neil: It can stand on its head?
EpicTangent: As you unhook it to take it off, you hear a very quiet "namaste"?
Aimee: Downward facing boobies?
juliana - Jun 17, 2005 11:14:13 am PDT #7753 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
ita, in Buffy:
OUTCRY!!!
This was a test of the Emergency Outcry System. If this had been an actual outcry, you would have been alerted about where to turn for the ensuing kerfuffle. This concludes the test of the Emergency Outcry System.
Steph L. - Jun 17, 2005 1:45:37 pm PDT #7754 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Firefly --
Matt: YOU PEOPLE are to blame for every rental car I've ever driven handling like Jethro's truck from The Beverly Hillbillies!
msbelle - Jun 17, 2005 5:58:17 pm PDT #7755 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita in Natter talking Batman:
We can start again from the beginning. What about the bit where he did the thing? And the way he looked when was doing the other thing?
SailAweigh - Jun 18, 2005 3:26:13 pm PDT #7756 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Daniel C. Jensen in Bitches:
Basically he's three steps and an education from writing a manifesto.