In Minearverse:
Tim Minear:
Just 'cause you got chains doesn't mean it's S&M. Might just be snow tires, fer crissakes.
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In Minearverse:
Tim Minear:
Just 'cause you got chains doesn't mean it's S&M. Might just be snow tires, fer crissakes.
shrift, in Natter:
I'm having the kind of day where I'm, like, "Dude, where's my safe word?"
Jesse in Natter:
I am now reminded of my 5th grade teacher telling us she had good news and bad news -- the good news was she was getting married, the bad news was it was to the principal. I swear to god that's how I remember it.
Bitches:
tommyrot: How is a yoga sports bra different from other sports bras?
connie neil: It can stand on its head?
EpicTangent: As you unhook it to take it off, you hear a very quiet "namaste"?
Aimee: Downward facing boobies?
ita, in Buffy:
OUTCRY!!!
This was a test of the Emergency Outcry System. If this had been an actual outcry, you would have been alerted about where to turn for the ensuing kerfuffle. This concludes the test of the Emergency Outcry System.
In Firefly --
Matt: YOU PEOPLE are to blame for every rental car I've ever driven handling like Jethro's truck from The Beverly Hillbillies!
ita in Natter talking Batman:
We can start again from the beginning. What about the bit where he did the thing? And the way he looked when was doing the other thing?
Daniel C. Jensen in Bitches:
Basically he's three steps and an education from writing a manifesto.
In Natter:
billytea: Happy birthday Plei!
DXMachina: Happy Birthday, Plei!
Stephanie: Happy Birthday, Plei!!
Sophia Brooks: Happy Birthday Plei!!!
Sue: Happy Birthday Plei!!!
billytea: Send in the clones...
DXMachina: There ought to be clones...
Kristin in Bitches:
filk to the tune of "Darlin' Clementine"
Too much grading, too much grading,
Too much graaaaading, do I see,
Research papers that give me vapors,
And these exams are scaring me.
If I focus, if I focus,
if I fooooocus, it may be
that this grading will start fading
and be replaced by the tropical sea.
Oh why is it, oh why is it,
Oy why iiiiiiiis it, that these guys
Can't form a thesis that's not specious
Or at least not hard on the eyes?
If I finish, If I finish,
If I fiiiiiinish these today
I'll be woozy and likely boozey
No matter what those school rules say.
thus ends the procrastination of the moment