Jasmine ,'Power Play'
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Nobody COMMed this yet??? In Natter....
tommyrot: I have just discovered that the company car (a '91 Honda) has no cup holders. As a result, I spilled hot tea in my crotch. Luckily, it wasn't hot enough to cause injury.
Hec: Tommy Hotcrotch - this should be a character.
Unfortunately, he can't sue for tea related injuries.
Sue: Tommy Hotcrotch should be who you call when you want to sue for tea-related injuries.
Kat: Never underestimate the laziness and passivity of people who are in the throes of learned helplessness.
Robin made me snorffle in Natter:
Despite how the above reads, I know pork isn't a bird, except when pigs fly, of course.
Cass: I want taquitos less than I want to put on a bra.
Astarte: I finally rented the Wonderfalls DVDs.
I thought I was over wanting to bludgeon Fox executives with brass monkeys while they wear nothing but old lady panties over their heads.
I am not.
Curse you, wee Trudy! I was about to COMM that myself...but I think it needs the follow-up too:
Cass: I want taquitos less than I want to put on a bra. It's a choice I find myself facing on a frighteningly frequent basis.
Jesse: Oh, you know the part of [Tom Cruise's] whole schtick I really don't understand -- I read some quote where he said "they" tried to medicate him as a kid -- for his dyslexia. Bwuh? What the hell kind of drugs help dyslexia?
Aimee: Top.
Rick:
Something I find both charming and depressing is the number of former English majors who appear to make their living in Spam. I have received offers for tourist information from Leopold Bloom, for new home financing from Howard Roark, and for legal advice from Sydney Carton. One lucky morning I received soulful e-mails from both Natasha Rostov and Helene Kuragin. Natasha was going to supply me with the ROMANCE that I always wanted. This seemed proper, given that Natasha had once captured my heart, along with the hearts of every other adolescent boy forced to read War and Peace at one point or another. On the not-so-proper side, Helene Kuragin offered to introduce me to sexy, fun-loving girls of easy virtue right in my own hometown. It's not clear how much good it does the average American guy to know about fun-loving, slightly mercenary girls in his hometown, given that he by now almost certainly lives hundreds of miles from his hometown, but if anyone would be good at finding these girls it would be Helene Kuragin.
MtBF: [Tom Cruise] should have picked on someone his own size.
ita: A shot against Gary Coleman is always a cheap shot.
In Natter, about L&O:SVU
ita
I've also heard it called "L&O: Rape Is Bad"
Frankenbuddha
Now for some reason I'm expecting a show called "L&O: Math is hard."
Jessica
I thought that's what Numb3rs was supposed to be.