Betsy beholds the power of Google in Minearverse : Speak no ill of Google in my presence for lo, they are wise and inevitable.
Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cass - May 30, 2005 3:19:53 pm PDT #7700 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Lilty Cash - May 31, 2005 4:51:12 am PDT #7701 of 10000
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
tommyrot in Natter, context be damned:
Run for your lives! The robot ass slugs are here!
DavidS - May 31, 2005 11:37:58 am PDT #7702 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter:
bon bon: What IS IT with Madagascar?!
Nutty: It is the lemurs. They are like very attentive, fuzzy people. Who bounce. What's not to love?
Susan W. - Jun 01, 2005 10:16:03 am PDT #7703 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Hec, in Literary:
Porn plus Spellcheck = Erotica.
aurelia - Jun 01, 2005 2:32:03 pm PDT #7704 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Fred Pete, in Natter:
OK. That's it. The world has officially jumped the shark.
Theodosia - Jun 01, 2005 4:05:29 pm PDT #7705 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot courts the lightning bolts in Movies with this response to erika's 'Oh, no, sacreligious "Jesus, I am your Father!" image.'
Join me, Jesus, and together we can destroy the Holy Spirit and rule the galaxy!
Atropa - Jun 02, 2005 9:45:57 am PDT #7706 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
D. Griswold in Movies:
Am not actually a teenage girl, despite all online appearances.
billytea - Jun 02, 2005 2:51:39 pm PDT #7707 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Natter is making me laugh today:
Kat: See, I work with kids who ask the same questions each time. "Ms. G. We're out of tape. What should we do?"
sarameg: My dad's response to questions like this is to give completely absurd directions. Really detailed, absurd instructions. Bonus if he can make the questioner do something stupid. "Well, first you need to stick your finger in your ear, palm parallel to the floor. Tilting sideways, slowly turn in a circle, mooing like a hoarse cow...."
He's not liked by some of his undergrads.
And also:
ita: And you. On the other side. Please stop grunting. Sighing I can handle, but the grunting is driving me batshit.
Allyson: Is he taking a hard crap in his cube? Whyfore the grunt?
Deena - Jun 02, 2005 3:31:18 pm PDT #7708 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
D. Griswold in Minearverse:
You never have to go there, Eddie. Every "lol" is a choice.
Scrappy - Jun 03, 2005 7:18:09 am PDT #7709 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Jars, and no explanation needed:
I know I may have mentioned this before, but DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.