Robin made me snorffle in Natter:
Despite how the above reads, I know pork isn't a bird, except when pigs fly, of course.
Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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JenP - Jun 05, 2005 3:23:51 pm PDT #7712 of 10000
Trudy Booth - Jun 05, 2005 9:44:05 pm PDT #7713 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: I want taquitos less than I want to put on a bra.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 06, 2005 1:17:33 am PDT #7714 of 10000
What is even happening?
Astarte: I finally rented the Wonderfalls DVDs.
I thought I was over wanting to bludgeon Fox executives with brass monkeys while they wear nothing but old lady panties over their heads.
I am not.
Pix - Jun 06, 2005 5:01:07 am PDT #7715 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Curse you, wee Trudy! I was about to COMM that myself...but I think it needs the follow-up too:
Cass: I want taquitos less than I want to put on a bra. It's a choice I find myself facing on a frighteningly frequent basis.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 06, 2005 8:00:17 am PDT #7716 of 10000
What is even happening?
Jesse: Oh, you know the part of [Tom Cruise's] whole schtick I really don't understand -- I read some quote where he said "they" tried to medicate him as a kid -- for his dyslexia. Bwuh? What the hell kind of drugs help dyslexia?
Aimee: Top.
bon bon - Jun 06, 2005 8:13:14 am PDT #7717 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Rick:
Something I find both charming and depressing is the number of former English majors who appear to make their living in Spam. I have received offers for tourist information from Leopold Bloom, for new home financing from Howard Roark, and for legal advice from Sydney Carton. One lucky morning I received soulful e-mails from both Natasha Rostov and Helene Kuragin. Natasha was going to supply me with the ROMANCE that I always wanted. This seemed proper, given that Natasha had once captured my heart, along with the hearts of every other adolescent boy forced to read War and Peace at one point or another. On the not-so-proper side, Helene Kuragin offered to introduce me to sexy, fun-loving girls of easy virtue right in my own hometown. It's not clear how much good it does the average American guy to know about fun-loving, slightly mercenary girls in his hometown, given that he by now almost certainly lives hundreds of miles from his hometown, but if anyone would be good at finding these girls it would be Helene Kuragin.
amych - Jun 06, 2005 8:57:40 am PDT #7718 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
MtBF: [Tom Cruise] should have picked on someone his own size.
ita: A shot against Gary Coleman is always a cheap shot.
Edain - Jun 06, 2005 10:55:35 pm PDT #7719 of 10000
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex
In Natter, about L&O:SVU
ita
I've also heard it called "L&O: Rape Is Bad"
Frankenbuddha
Now for some reason I'm expecting a show called "L&O: Math is hard."
Jessica
I thought that's what Numb3rs was supposed to be.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 07, 2005 8:27:28 am PDT #7720 of 10000
What is even happening?
Hec: Hey Kate! Give me a romance report!
katefate: DX! If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!
SailAweigh - Jun 08, 2005 8:00:58 am PDT #7721 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Aimee in Bitches:
My dignity was removed. Apparently, it's attached to the placenta.