Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Edain - Jun 06, 2005 10:55:35 pm PDT #7719 of 10000
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex

In Natter, about L&O:SVU

ita

I've also heard it called "L&O: Rape Is Bad"

Frankenbuddha

Now for some reason I'm expecting a show called "L&O: Math is hard."

Jessica

I thought that's what Numb3rs was supposed to be.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 07, 2005 8:27:28 am PDT #7720 of 10000
What is even happening?

Hec: Hey Kate! Give me a romance report!

katefate: DX! If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!


SailAweigh - Jun 08, 2005 8:00:58 am PDT #7721 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Aimee in Bitches:

My dignity was removed. Apparently, it's attached to the placenta.


Strix - Jun 08, 2005 8:25:56 am PDT #7722 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ah, the joys of the outdoors in BITCHES.

Beej:

Another camping incident of note involved the disposal of a small cylindrical feminine product on a mountain side covered with small rocks. I did not have the appropriate equipment for deep burial and felt pretty damn quilty about it. So...I trod the rocky incline for what seemed like about a half hour, looking for the perfect place to deposit the offending object. Please understand, the rocks were uncountable in number. Roughly a trillion.

Finally, I settled on the one...if not the RIGHT one, which lay about 3/4 up the rise. I picked it up and what did I find underneath? Another tampon!! I swear, I nearly swallowed my tongue.

I went mad kicking over dozens of other rocks to determine whether or not I'd stumbled onto some sacred tampon burial ground but nope...my rock simply turned out to be some spiritual sister's 'right rock' too.


Aims - Jun 08, 2005 11:34:27 am PDT #7723 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Calli in Bitches on being pro-child leash:

I'd care more about the safety of a small child than the opinion of an asshat.


Nilly - Jun 08, 2005 10:28:02 pm PDT #7724 of 10000
Swouncing

In his verse:

Tim Minear: Okay, so my mom just called me from Georgia. Visiting my aunt and uncle. I was just like, "this isn't television fit for you people!"


billytea - Jun 09, 2005 5:52:20 am PDT #7725 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Kristin in Natter:

HELP STOP AM STUCK ATTEMPTING TO GET JUNIOR REMEDIAL STUDENTS MOTIVATED TO REVISE THEIR RESEARCH PAPERS ON AN 84 DEGREE DAY IN JUNE STOP SEND EXTRACTION TEAM STAT STOP MAY JUMP OUT WINDOW SOON IF NOT RESCUED STOP SINCE I AM ON FIRST FLOOR THIS WILL LIKELY RESULT IN RIDICULE RATHER THAN ESCAPE END


Pix - Jun 09, 2005 7:39:20 am PDT #7726 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

connie neil in Natter:
I woke up once to my cat in the processing of hacking up a hair ball--onto the other cat. Said other cat was just staring at my cat with a look of "You're not! You wouldn't dare! Are you puking on me!!??" To which the answer was "Yes."

Now when other cat gives a look of deep, wounded reproach, we call it his "you allowed me to get thrown up on" look.


Katie M - Jun 09, 2005 11:52:30 am PDT #7727 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

amych in Bureaucracy, on naming the next Building a Better Board thread:

BBBB8: Building the Absolute Bestest Board Ever, No, Really, Better than the one we were building in the last thread which wasn't nearly as good as this one.

BBBB9: Jon made us pick a short title.


Cashmere - Jun 09, 2005 5:46:34 pm PDT #7728 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

On naming IPods in Natter:

msbelle:

I'm not one for naming objects, but I am pretty sure the iPod is gonna need a name.

tommyrot:

Podme?

Podme Podmidala?