From Firefly. As usual, context be damned:
thegrommit: Once you've read one "random discovery of fandom in deepest Wisconsin" story, you've read them all.
I had a whole section about civic pride.
Mayor ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Wolfram - May 23, 2005 4:47:04 am PDT #7667 of 10000
Visilurking
Theodosia - May 23, 2005 8:59:47 am PDT #7668 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From Movies, on anticipation for Batman Begins :
juliana:
I really want Bruce to say "I know kung fu" after a particularly arduous training session.
Calli:
If he did that and Liam's character smacked him on the back of the head, saying, "The hell you do," I would see the movie 17 times in the theater.
Ailleann - May 23, 2005 10:37:13 am PDT #7669 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Shrift, in Fan Fiction, and who really needs context?
My shame is a happy cocksucker.
Jessica - May 23, 2005 10:59:47 am PDT #7670 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Context is for wimps. Plei, in Movies:
It took me a minute to realize Orlando Bloom is not a tampon.
Maria - May 23, 2005 1:05:47 pm PDT #7671 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
This exchange is what we are all about.
From Natter:
ita: The highlighter they gave us in training also has a post-it bookmark dispenser.
Rock.
That's hot.
Perkins: I want ita's highlighter.
Aimee: ita, Perkins - they also have pens.
We have them all over our office. They are the Whip.
ita: Okay, that is hot. What is with office supplies?
Aimee: I have no idea. We got the 10 color highlighter pack and I had to go home and change I got so excited.
Perkins: Now I want to go to Staples, and then to my bunk.
ita: Staples is on the way to my bunk.
Aimee:They probably sell bunks AT STAPLES! With little post-it flags for erogenous zones!
tiggy - May 23, 2005 4:15:08 pm PDT #7672 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
in Minearverse:
D. Griswold: Kristen, I just got your package. Yay! Do you still want me to convert them?
Polter-Cow: Kristen sent you impressionable fans?
Cass - May 23, 2005 8:58:15 pm PDT #7673 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
ita Natters:
Sometimes "no" means "no". Apparently from me, it also means "give me one excuse to fucking kill you."
libkitty - May 23, 2005 10:22:08 pm PDT #7674 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
I'm late, as usual, but Deena in Bitches:
Now that Kara's all completely potty trained, she thinks of panties as a fashion accessory and has been changing them 3 or more times a day. I told her to stop it, so now when she wants to change she "loses" the previous pair. I gathered teeny panties from all over the house.
Nicole - May 24, 2005 8:52:24 am PDT #7675 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Tep in Natter:
The pressure society puts on a girl! Man. Paint your lips, curl your hair, don't smell like currency....
Topic!Cindy - May 24, 2005 10:09:49 am PDT #7676 of 10000
What is even happening?
msbelle: if you try to slip half and half into my whipped cream or margarine into my pie crest, I will CUT you, bitch.