Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Cass - May 23, 2005 8:58:15 pm PDT #7673 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

ita Natters:

Sometimes "no" means "no". Apparently from me, it also means "give me one excuse to fucking kill you."


libkitty - May 23, 2005 10:22:08 pm PDT #7674 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I'm late, as usual, but Deena in Bitches:

Now that Kara's all completely potty trained, she thinks of panties as a fashion accessory and has been changing them 3 or more times a day. I told her to stop it, so now when she wants to change she "loses" the previous pair. I gathered teeny panties from all over the house.


Nicole - May 24, 2005 8:52:24 am PDT #7675 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Tep in Natter:

The pressure society puts on a girl! Man. Paint your lips, curl your hair, don't smell like currency....


Topic!Cindy - May 24, 2005 10:09:49 am PDT #7676 of 10000
What is even happening?

msbelle: if you try to slip half and half into my whipped cream or margarine into my pie crest, I will CUT you, bitch.


amych - May 24, 2005 5:29:08 pm PDT #7677 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Continuing the culinary violence theme, Betsy in Minearverse:

I am not letting Emeril anywhere near my brains. If I'm to be cannibalized, I demand Iron Chef Morimoto.


Gus - May 24, 2005 6:08:38 pm PDT #7678 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Minearverse, Steph L:

As I was typing it, I kept thinking "Don't post this, don't post this, you're going to get misunderstood and flogged."

I am pasting this to my enter key.


Fred Pete - May 25, 2005 6:56:23 am PDT #7679 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

EpicTangent, quoting a local newscaster in Natter re: the finals of American Idol:

Will it be Carrie? Will it be Bo? Or will it be my personal favorite, Who Gives a Rat's Ass?


Steph L. - May 25, 2005 7:21:35 am PDT #7680 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Minearverse brings Teh Funny --

Kristen: In unrelated news, can someone explain to me why people name their local electric chairs?

Yeah. Old Sparky. Old Smokey. Old Betsy. (There does seem to be a continuing theme of "Old" going on here. Maybe people who name their electric chairs just lack vision.) Yellow Mama. WTF?

Hec: I'm thinking that Old Smokey is not my preferred method of exit from this planet. Maybe New Instanteously if really pressed on this issue.

Betsy: People did name guillotines and executioners' swords.

ita: People name their genitalia.

People can be strange.

Betsy: The named genitalia freak me more than the named executioners' swords. Thanks, ita.

aurelia: Now I'm wondering if Mrs. Bobbit named her knife.


msbelle - May 25, 2005 7:21:53 am PDT #7681 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Gud in Natter

Tact is down 2.49% today and is in a long-term downtrend dispite some small recent gains.


msbelle - May 25, 2005 11:42:31 am PDT #7682 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

bon bon

Darth Kprinkle