This exchange is what we are all about.
From Natter:
ita: The highlighter they gave us in training also has a post-it bookmark dispenser.
Rock.
That's hot.
Perkins: I want ita's highlighter.
Aimee: ita, Perkins - they also have pens.
We have them all over our office. They are the Whip.
ita: Okay, that is hot. What is with office supplies?
Aimee: I have no idea. We got the 10 color highlighter pack and I had to go home and change I got so excited.
Perkins: Now I want to go to Staples, and then to my bunk.
ita: Staples is on the way to my bunk.
Aimee:They probably sell bunks AT STAPLES! With little post-it flags for erogenous zones!
in Minearverse:
D. Griswold: Kristen, I just got your package. Yay! Do you still want me to convert them?
Polter-Cow: Kristen sent you impressionable fans?
ita
Natters:
Sometimes "no" means "no". Apparently from me, it also means "give me one excuse to fucking kill you."
I'm late, as usual, but
Deena
in Bitches:
Now that Kara's all completely potty trained, she thinks of panties as a fashion accessory and has been changing them 3 or more times a day. I told her to stop it, so now when she wants to change she "loses" the previous pair. I gathered teeny panties from all over the house.
msbelle:
if you try to slip half and half into my whipped cream or margarine into my pie crest, I will CUT you, bitch.
Continuing the culinary violence theme,
Betsy
in Minearverse:
I am not letting Emeril anywhere near my brains. If I'm to be cannibalized, I demand Iron Chef Morimoto.
Minearverse,
Steph L:
As I was typing it, I kept thinking "Don't post this, don't post this, you're going to get misunderstood and flogged."
I am pasting this to my enter key.
EpicTangent, quoting a local newscaster in Natter re: the finals of American Idol:
Will it be Carrie? Will it be Bo? Or will it be my personal favorite, Who Gives a Rat's Ass?
Minearverse brings Teh Funny --
Kristen:
In unrelated news, can someone explain to me why people name their local electric chairs?
Yeah. Old Sparky. Old Smokey. Old Betsy. (There does seem to be a continuing theme of "Old" going on here. Maybe people who name their electric chairs just lack vision.) Yellow Mama. WTF?
Hec:
I'm thinking that Old Smokey is not my preferred method of exit from this planet. Maybe New Instanteously if really pressed on this issue.
Betsy:
People did name guillotines and executioners' swords.
ita:
People name their genitalia.
People can be strange.
Betsy:
The named genitalia freak me more than the named executioners' swords. Thanks, ita.
aurelia:
Now I'm wondering if Mrs. Bobbit named her knife.
