Mal ,'Ariel'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
I'm late, as usual, but Deena in Bitches:
Now that Kara's all completely potty trained, she thinks of panties as a fashion accessory and has been changing them 3 or more times a day. I told her to stop it, so now when she wants to change she "loses" the previous pair. I gathered teeny panties from all over the house.
Tep in Natter:
The pressure society puts on a girl! Man. Paint your lips, curl your hair, don't smell like currency....
msbelle: if you try to slip half and half into my whipped cream or margarine into my pie crest, I will CUT you, bitch.
Continuing the culinary violence theme, Betsy in Minearverse:
I am not letting Emeril anywhere near my brains. If I'm to be cannibalized, I demand Iron Chef Morimoto.
Minearverse, Steph L:
As I was typing it, I kept thinking "Don't post this, don't post this, you're going to get misunderstood and flogged."
I am pasting this to my enter key.
EpicTangent, quoting a local newscaster in Natter re: the finals of American Idol:
Will it be Carrie? Will it be Bo? Or will it be my personal favorite, Who Gives a Rat's Ass?
Minearverse brings Teh Funny --
Kristen: In unrelated news, can someone explain to me why people name their local electric chairs?
Yeah. Old Sparky. Old Smokey. Old Betsy. (There does seem to be a continuing theme of "Old" going on here. Maybe people who name their electric chairs just lack vision.) Yellow Mama. WTF?
Hec: I'm thinking that Old Smokey is not my preferred method of exit from this planet. Maybe New Instanteously if really pressed on this issue.
Betsy: People did name guillotines and executioners' swords.
ita: People name their genitalia.
People can be strange.
Betsy: The named genitalia freak me more than the named executioners' swords. Thanks, ita.
aurelia: Now I'm wondering if Mrs. Bobbit named her knife.
Gud in Natter
Tact is down 2.49% today and is in a long-term downtrend dispite some small recent gains.
bon bon
Darth Kprinkle
News story: 'We can already use DNA, for example, to make electronic circuits so it's possible to think of a smart yoghurt some time after 2020 or 2025, where the yoghurt has got a whole stack of electronics in every single bacterium. You could have a conversation with your strawberry yogurt before you eat it.'
JZ: I keep trying to think what the yoghurt would say and all I can come up with is "God no please please please oh Jesus help me please don't eat me I'll do anything just please please no," and really I'd just as soon it kept quiet.