Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
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From Movies, on anticipation for Batman Begins :
juliana:
I really want Bruce to say "I know kung fu" after a particularly arduous training session.
Calli:
If he did that and Liam's character smacked him on the back of the head, saying, "The hell you do," I would see the movie 17 times in the theater.
Shrift, in Fan Fiction, and who really needs context?
My shame is a happy cocksucker.
Context is for wimps. Plei, in Movies:
It took me a minute to realize Orlando Bloom is not a tampon.
This exchange is what we are all about.
From Natter:
ita: The highlighter they gave us in training also has a post-it bookmark dispenser.
Rock.
That's hot.
Perkins: I want ita's highlighter.
Aimee: ita, Perkins - they also have pens.
We have them all over our office. They are the Whip.
ita: Okay, that is hot. What is with office supplies?
Aimee: I have no idea. We got the 10 color highlighter pack and I had to go home and change I got so excited.
Perkins: Now I want to go to Staples, and then to my bunk.
ita: Staples is on the way to my bunk.
Aimee:They probably sell bunks AT STAPLES! With little post-it flags for erogenous zones!
in Minearverse:
D. Griswold: Kristen, I just got your package. Yay! Do you still want me to convert them?
Polter-Cow: Kristen sent you impressionable fans?
ita Natters:
Sometimes "no" means "no". Apparently from me, it also means "give me one excuse to fucking kill you."
I'm late, as usual, but Deena in Bitches:
Now that Kara's all completely potty trained, she thinks of panties as a fashion accessory and has been changing them 3 or more times a day. I told her to stop it, so now when she wants to change she "loses" the previous pair. I gathered teeny panties from all over the house.
Tep in Natter:
The pressure society puts on a girl! Man. Paint your lips, curl your hair, don't smell like currency....
msbelle: if you try to slip half and half into my whipped cream or margarine into my pie crest, I will CUT you, bitch.
Continuing the culinary violence theme, Betsy in Minearverse:
I am not letting Emeril anywhere near my brains. If I'm to be cannibalized, I demand Iron Chef Morimoto.