When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Calli - Apr 04, 2005 10:46:02 am PDT #7510 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Bitches:

Ginger: We couldn't let the word get out that dating a Buffista might be fatal. Perhaps the deaths could come years later, in seemingly random ways.

ita: No shit. If you told me I had to date for life/until I was dumped -- or risk death/beatings.

Well, okay, I'd take the challenge, but that's not exactly a recommendation, is it?


Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2005 8:01:29 pm PDT #7511 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: Don't know if this counts as game, but rarely did a week go by where our fridge didn't have Han Solo serving time in it.


Ginger - Apr 05, 2005 8:44:28 am PDT #7512 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Comparing first Internet access in Buffistechnology

Betsy HP:

I sent my first Internet e-mail in 1982.

Latecoming freaks.

Jessica:

Hey, I was 4 in 1982. Give a girl some credit for learning to read and write before going online. So many people today skip that step.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 9:07:03 am PDT #7513 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hurt my head laughing at the B'crazy:

msbelle:

I'd change the name of the whole board oif I had my way, so there is that.

ita:

To what? The msbellers?

msbelle:

don't be daft.

to b.org or that place or the box or something

jesse:

Do you want to ditch "buffistas" or "phoenix"? Either way, I vote no. Unless we can somehow incorporate Pern into the new title.

Fred Pete:

OK. As long as "Pern" refers to hesitant porn.

msbelle:

Pern?

Jesse:

Where the dragonriders live. You know, Pern.

msbelle:

oh my dear sweet lord. Go away you.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:38:35 am PDT #7514 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ita, on Mile High Atlanta:

Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking.
U r flying aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires

If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours
Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally

In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that U please observe the "No Letting Go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position

4 landing -- Can U feel it? Can U feel it?

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Welcome 2 Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop
Thank U 4 flying Prince International
Remember, next time U fly, fly the International Lover


Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 12:50:57 pm PDT #7515 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Trying to steer the conversation away from gross bodily fluids in Bitches:

msbelle: honestly people. the weather. anything not ew.

Perkins: Msbelle, what is the weather like in NYC these days?

ita: Shitty. It's pissing down. Bloody awful, really.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 12:57:37 pm PDT #7516 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(Jessica -- those words aren't mine, so much as they're Prince's)

(okay, not mine at all, but I did all the googling myself)


Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 1:08:45 pm PDT #7517 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, but you picked up the rebound on the funny in the next COMM post.


Theodosia - Apr 05, 2005 2:39:16 pm PDT #7518 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From the land of the Lost:

Jars:

Maybe series two will be all about the other survivors, and what happens to them on the island. And then in series three, the two tribes will have to compete against each other to win a grand prize and... wait, stop me if this starts to sound familiar.

Matt the Bruins fan :

If Lostzilla gets to eat Jeff Probst, I'm all for it.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 2:45:25 pm PDT #7519 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica -- those words aren't mine, so much as they're Prince's

Oops, my bad. I assumed it was filk.

(Clearly, I don't know my Prince.)