Trying to steer the conversation away from gross bodily fluids in Bitches:
msbelle: honestly people. the weather. anything not ew.
Perkins: Msbelle, what is the weather like in NYC these days?
ita: Shitty. It's pissing down. Bloody awful, really.
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Trying to steer the conversation away from gross bodily fluids in Bitches:
msbelle: honestly people. the weather. anything not ew.
Perkins: Msbelle, what is the weather like in NYC these days?
ita: Shitty. It's pissing down. Bloody awful, really.
(Jessica -- those words aren't mine, so much as they're Prince's)
(okay, not mine at all, but I did all the googling myself)
Yeah, but you picked up the rebound on the funny in the next COMM post.
From the land of the Lost:
Jars:
Maybe series two will be all about the other survivors, and what happens to them on the island. And then in series three, the two tribes will have to compete against each other to win a grand prize and... wait, stop me if this starts to sound familiar.
Matt the Bruins fan :
If Lostzilla gets to eat Jeff Probst, I'm all for it.
Jessica -- those words aren't mine, so much as they're Prince's
Oops, my bad. I assumed it was filk.
(Clearly, I don't know my Prince.)
One cannot filk the sex into Prince. One can't even filk it out.
I love him.
I did too, Jessica.
No no, I assumed you'd filked in the airplane.
Debating in Bureaucracy:
Allyson: What are we talking about and who should I agree with?
Aimée: I've been reading all along and I honestly don't know the answer to that.
ita:
1. Doesn't matter
2. Me.
Good?
Good.
Perkins: No, no, me. Sure, I haven't expressed an actual opinion, but I had cabana boys.
ita: You can't get to the cabana boys without going through the penthouse.
Robin: Yeah, but you gotta get by me with my lead pipe first.
ita: I can teach you how to get by the lead pipe (unless you eat it -- there's no helping that sort of stupidity), if you're nice.
but I did all the googling myself
*sigh* No matter how many times I see "google" as a verb, it's never NOT going to sound porny, is it?