(Jessica -- those words aren't mine, so much as they're Prince's)
(okay, not mine at all, but I did all the googling myself)
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 12:57:37 pm PDT #7516 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 1:08:45 pm PDT #7517 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yeah, but you picked up the rebound on the funny in the next COMM post.
Theodosia - Apr 05, 2005 2:39:16 pm PDT #7518 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From the land of the Lost:
Jars:
Maybe series two will be all about the other survivors, and what happens to them on the island. And then in series three, the two tribes will have to compete against each other to win a grand prize and... wait, stop me if this starts to sound familiar.
Matt the Bruins fan :
If Lostzilla gets to eat Jeff Probst, I'm all for it.
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 2:45:25 pm PDT #7519 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jessica -- those words aren't mine, so much as they're Prince's
Oops, my bad. I assumed it was filk.
(Clearly, I don't know my Prince.)
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 2:46:16 pm PDT #7520 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
One cannot filk the sex into Prince. One can't even filk it out.
I love him.
Lee - Apr 05, 2005 2:46:28 pm PDT #7521 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I did too, Jessica.
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 2:47:14 pm PDT #7522 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
No no, I assumed you'd filked in the airplane.
Burrell - Apr 05, 2005 2:48:04 pm PDT #7523 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Debating in Bureaucracy:
Allyson: What are we talking about and who should I agree with?
Aimée: I've been reading all along and I honestly don't know the answer to that.
ita:
1. Doesn't matter
2. Me.
Good?
Good.
Perkins: No, no, me. Sure, I haven't expressed an actual opinion, but I had cabana boys.
ita: You can't get to the cabana boys without going through the penthouse.
Robin: Yeah, but you gotta get by me with my lead pipe first.
ita: I can teach you how to get by the lead pipe (unless you eat it -- there's no helping that sort of stupidity), if you're nice.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 5:55:44 pm PDT #7524 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
but I did all the googling myself
*sigh* No matter how many times I see "google" as a verb, it's never NOT going to sound porny, is it?
Frankenbuddha - Apr 06, 2005 4:40:38 am PDT #7525 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
From the music thread - Alicia K with the set up:
I dig their cover of "Beat on the Brat" because really, where else can you hear a Nobel Peace Prize nominee sing with such glee:
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat, oh yeah!
And Gandalfe with the follow through, so to speak:
You obviously don't spend a lot of time at Jimmy Carter's house . . . .