Riley: Maybe I should just let you rest. Buffy: You sure? I bet if you just lay down with me- Riley: Nothing you are about to say will lead to rest.

'Lessons'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 2:46:16 pm PDT #7520 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

One cannot filk the sex into Prince. One can't even filk it out.

I love him.


Lee - Apr 05, 2005 2:46:28 pm PDT #7521 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I did too, Jessica.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 2:47:14 pm PDT #7522 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No no, I assumed you'd filked in the airplane.


Burrell - Apr 05, 2005 2:48:04 pm PDT #7523 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Debating in Bureaucracy:

Allyson: What are we talking about and who should I agree with?

Aimée: I've been reading all along and I honestly don't know the answer to that.

ita: 1. Doesn't matter
2. Me.

Good?

Good.

Perkins: No, no, me. Sure, I haven't expressed an actual opinion, but I had cabana boys.

ita: You can't get to the cabana boys without going through the penthouse.

Robin: Yeah, but you gotta get by me with my lead pipe first.

ita: I can teach you how to get by the lead pipe (unless you eat it -- there's no helping that sort of stupidity), if you're nice.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 5:55:44 pm PDT #7524 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

but I did all the googling myself

*sigh* No matter how many times I see "google" as a verb, it's never NOT going to sound porny, is it?


Frankenbuddha - Apr 06, 2005 4:40:38 am PDT #7525 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From the music thread - Alicia K with the set up:

I dig their cover of "Beat on the Brat" because really, where else can you hear a Nobel Peace Prize nominee sing with such glee:

Beat on the brat

Beat on the brat

Beat on the brat with a baseball bat, oh yeah!

And Gandalfe with the follow through, so to speak:

You obviously don't spend a lot of time at Jimmy Carter's house . . . .


Cashmere - Apr 07, 2005 2:25:47 pm PDT #7526 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

From Bureaucracy:

Aimeé

Seekrit Canadian Cabal!!!

Sue

Adding extra u's to tou wourds.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 08, 2005 8:02:41 am PDT #7527 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Movies:

Jim: Also Armageddon! You can't argue with Armageddon! .

Frankenbuddha: That's it - Jim gets the Clockwork Orange treatment with the animal cracker scene on endless loop.


Scrappy - Apr 08, 2005 8:04:24 am PDT #7528 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The wise Brenda M. in Natter:

Today I need to decide what I want for lunch before I go out. Yesterday I tried the "walk around until I figure out what I want" method, and it turned out what I wanted was two new pairs of shoes.


Deena - Apr 08, 2005 9:39:47 am PDT #7529 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Topic!Cindy: My totem animal is roadkill.