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Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:38:35 am PDT #7514 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ita, on Mile High Atlanta:

Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking.
U r flying aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires

If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours
Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally

In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that U please observe the "No Letting Go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position

4 landing -- Can U feel it? Can U feel it?

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Welcome 2 Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop
Thank U 4 flying Prince International
Remember, next time U fly, fly the International Lover

Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 12:50:57 pm PDT #7515 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Trying to steer the conversation away from gross bodily fluids in Bitches:

msbelle: honestly people. the weather. anything not ew.

Perkins: Msbelle, what is the weather like in NYC these days?

ita: Shitty. It's pissing down. Bloody awful, really.

§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 12:57:37 pm PDT #7516 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(Jessica -- those words aren't mine, so much as they're Prince's)

(okay, not mine at all, but I did all the googling myself)

Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 1:08:45 pm PDT #7517 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, but you picked up the rebound on the funny in the next COMM post.

Theodosia - Apr 05, 2005 2:39:16 pm PDT #7518 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From the land of the Lost:

Jars:

Maybe series two will be all about the other survivors, and what happens to them on the island. And then in series three, the two tribes will have to compete against each other to win a grand prize and... wait, stop me if this starts to sound familiar.

Matt the Bruins fan :

If Lostzilla gets to eat Jeff Probst, I'm all for it.

Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 2:45:25 pm PDT #7519 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica -- those words aren't mine, so much as they're Prince's

Oops, my bad. I assumed it was filk.

(Clearly, I don't know my Prince.)

§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 2:46:16 pm PDT #7520 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

One cannot filk the sex into Prince. One can't even filk it out.

I love him.

Lee - Apr 05, 2005 2:46:28 pm PDT #7521 of 10000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I did too, Jessica.

Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 2:47:14 pm PDT #7522 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No no, I assumed you'd filked in the airplane.

Burrell - Apr 05, 2005 2:48:04 pm PDT #7523 of 10000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Debating in Bureaucracy:

Allyson: What are we talking about and who should I agree with?

Aimée: I've been reading all along and I honestly don't know the answer to that.

ita: 1. Doesn't matter
2. Me.

Good?

Good.

Perkins: No, no, me. Sure, I haven't expressed an actual opinion, but I had cabana boys.

ita: You can't get to the cabana boys without going through the penthouse.

Robin: Yeah, but you gotta get by me with my lead pipe first.

ita: I can teach you how to get by the lead pipe (unless you eat it -- there's no helping that sort of stupidity), if you're nice.

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